Women jokes
Women.
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have balls.
Women are like tornadoes.
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.
Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?
Their knees.
Today I was asked to go out by 20 girls. -- I was in the women's bathroom.
What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.
A guy finds a genie.
He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."
"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"
Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.