Women jokes
What do women have on an empty stomach? A miscarriage.
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
I like my cigars like I like my women:
Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack.
I like my women like a day: 24 year olds. 24 hours of fun.
Hippity hoppity, women are property!
What’s the difference between women and condoms?
There isn’t a difference; they’re both throw aways.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snow balls.
Why does God hate me?
Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.
You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.
Who's the bus driver?
You will never nose [know].
What is 6 inches long and makes women scream? Stillbirth...
What’s worse than giving women rights?
Having them. In the first place.
A man asks a woman, "Are you a school?"
The woman replies, "No, why?"
The man says, "Oh, I wanted to shoot my kid inside of you."
Women are like grenades: you pull the ring and BOOM, the house is gone!
I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.
101 pedo jokes.
Why's everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, it's called women taking advantage, you'll shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who don't admit they're like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why don't you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, I've been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, I know what's going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jealous coz your drink tastes like shit?
Is it coz your shit though? How many bids have you done? Shit 1 million views, don't try bribe me, did the police give me snip? How's my barbie doll or shall I say my little pony? The police beat fuck outta me, what's all these needle marks on my arm, I can tell you want something, why's everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web.
Keep it going on lol.
Lesbians and blind women wear the same clothes.
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
modern feminism.
A woman wakes up in a hospital after an accident and yells, "Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
And the doctor says, "I know, I amputated your arms."