There was a Mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three.
1-2-..... and he left without a trace.
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
A man with 20 dollars walked into Dave & Buster's. He went to the bathroom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.
