Wish Jokes

Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted

i wish i was at a western bar then i would get shot

I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop

What is geroge floyds favorit song?

Wishing well by Juice world.

No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people and i wish them the best. Best of luck.

I wish I could kill my family but you realise your an orphan

make a wish kid: i want to meet mac miller make a wish staff: you will soon chief

"This isn't the first time my husband's cheated on me, but you're my sister! You'd better have a better explanation than this magic lamp."

"You know how you have to be specific making wishes? Well, I was really horny and asked the genie to have the world's biggest penis....ended up with a concert pianist that's seven foot tall. Nice guy. Next time I tried, I asked for the world's biggest cock, that was fun but the poor rooster died. So I asked for the world's biggest dick and that's how I ended up on top of your husband."

I wish I was a police man cause then I would actually have a gun to shoot myself with

(Jokes for people with cancer) 1: I wish my cancer could kill me quicker so I don't have to do this class anymore. 2: I'm dying, finally. 3: I'm sorry, I can't go to your party because I'm expected to be dead by then. On a serious note, I might actually have cancer and I'm getting checks. I hope for the best :/.

I wish I could tell you about my penis but its to short

Why did my wife leave me?

I wish I knew.

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal". The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan". Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."