Wish jokes
Why did my wife leave me?
I wish I knew.
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!"
Tom raises his mug and says, "Okay, get rid of my tea."
Genie: Poof!
Tom: It didn't work.
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.