Wish jokes

The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.

What's an orphan's dream job?

A builder, to build themselves a home.

A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!"

Tom raises his mug and says, "Okay, get rid of my tea."

Genie: Poof!

Tom: It didn't work.

In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.

A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."

He went home, his parents weren't there.

I wish I had emo nails,

So they could cut themselves.

Friend: Knock knock.

Me: Who's there?

Friend: Your life.

Me: Ahhh, I wish!

*jumps off building*

What goes up but never past the digits 15?

A Make-A-Wish kid...

What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?

"We are in the endgame now!"

"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret

"Why?" - Depressed boy

"Because he got ran over." - Margaret

"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy

Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"

The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"

Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?

Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.

What goes up but never goes down?

My grades.

(I wish)

What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?

Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.

I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.

Are you a gravestone?

Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!

When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)

Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.

Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.

Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.

The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.

What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?

Kid's.