Wish Jokes

Emo chick: "I wish i could feel dead inside" The kid named dead: "😄😄😄"

um I need help how should I deal with depression?

joke: I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself

what is a organ lest fav holiday

crismas they wish they get parents

when you say i wish i could cut of these bumps on my neck. (your mom walking to you with a knife)

Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make A Wish Foundation.

what's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend? I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it.

I wish you were a soap. Because I want you all over me

The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.

My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer. Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer then someone would kill me.

Sometimes I wish my grass was depressed, then it would just cut itself.

kid: finds gini lamp wishes to be batman gini: your now a orphan

Wish jokers

When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.

3 men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish, the 1st man wished he was home with his family, the 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.

Kid at wish I wish I could be Batman doctor okay shoots mum and dad doctor I guess now you’ll have to be gay you wanted to be like Batman

A make a wish patient wanted to see Black panther IRL so I pulled his plug

Timmy Turner- I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger

Wanda- Ok Timmy

Timmy- Cosmo bring her to me

Cosmo- here you go Timmy

*Timmy eats Miss Kadie

Scratches on an icy road and kills or 50 people on the bus and when they get to heaven God feel so bad for them and grants them all one wish the first lady in the line was always worried about her looks so she wish to be beautiful and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to want to wish about so he also wish to be beautiful but this keep on going but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh when he got to God he said God says what’s what is your one wish my son I wish you can make them all ugly again