Wish jokes

In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.

What's an orphan's dream job?

A builder, to build themselves a home.

A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!"

Tom raises his mug and says, "Okay, get rid of my tea."

Genie: Poof!

Tom: It didn't work.

A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."

He went home, his parents weren't there.

I wish I had emo nails,

So they could cut themselves.

Friend: Knock knock.

Me: Who's there?

Friend: Your life.

Me: Ahhh, I wish!

*jumps off building*

What goes up but never past the digits 15?

A Make-A-Wish kid...

I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater. You said it looked better on me than it did you. Only if you knew how much I liked you. But I watch your eyes as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes, Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were Heather. Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand. Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder. But how could I hate her, she's such an angel. But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes. Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. I wish I were Heather. Oh, I wish I were Heather. Oh, oh, wish I were Heather. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were-

What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?

"We are in the endgame now!"

Are you a gravestone?

Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!

Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?

Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.

Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"

The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"

"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret

"Why?" - Depressed boy

"Because he got ran over." - Margaret

"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy

What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?

Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.

What goes up but never goes down?

My grades.

(I wish)

I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.

Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.

My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.

Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.

I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.

A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.