Wish jokes
Why did my wife leave me?
I wish I knew.
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!"
Tom raises his mug and says, "Okay, get rid of my tea."
Genie: Poof!
Tom: It didn't work.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.