Why are americans bad chess players?
They lost 2 towers
why did they invent glow in the dark condoms? so gay people can play start wars
Why can't you tell anyone about space? Because its too out of this world!
why is america so bad at chess,
because they already lost two towers
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.
Why is USA so bad at chess
Because they already lost two towers
Why do orphans work boomerangs. Because it’s the only thing that comes back
Why can’t orphans play at a McDonald’s play place? They don’t have parent supervision.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest completely full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then they would be called bagels!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
why dont cannibals eat clowns
because they taste funny
Why do mermaids wear seashells? They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
Why did Shakespeare only write using quills? Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.
Why did the orphan go to church? To hear some "foster" Parenting advice.
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, 'why are you crying my son?' 'my parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died,' 'it's just not your day today is it' Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
Why are most absent dads mechanics
They like to nut and bolt
Why don’t cheetahs get married? They always cheat on each other
