Why jokes
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
Why is suicide illegal?
Because it destroys government property.
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
Once there was a midget man jumping on a pothole saying 43, 43, 43. A kid walks up to the man and says, "Why are you saying 43, 43, 43?"
The man stops and looks at him, then he starts jumping again and says 43, 43, 43.
The kid asked him again and so on.
Then the man stops, opens the pothole, throws the kid in, closes it, and starts jumping and says 44, 44, 44!!!"
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.