Why jokes
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
Why can orphans stay out until whatever time?
Because their parents won't tell them when to come home.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.
Then it hit me.
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
Tim and Tom were at work. Tim said, "I'm sick of this. I'm going to act like an idiot to get sent home." So Tim was on the roof saying, "I am a light bulb!" The boss walked in and said, "Tim, go home, you're acting like a dick!" Then Tom started packing up and Tim said, "Tom, why are you packing up?" Tom says, "I can't work in the fucking dark, can I?"
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
Why did the pedo cross the road?
To get to the pre-school on the other side.
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.