Why jokes
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because it had no body to dance with!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
So, a guy is taking a piss in a public bathroom. He looks over and sees a short guy with a very large green dick, who looks up at him and says, “Is there a problem, boyoh?”
“I’m sorry, it’s just that thing is huge, and why the hell is it green?!” The man replies, “I’m a leprechaun.”
“Really?” says the man.
“That’s right. And I’ll grant you three wishes if you let me stick it in your pooper.”
“Anything I want?! Three of them?” replies the man.
“Anything in your wildest dreams, boyoh, but you have to let me finish.”
The man bends over, and the leprechaun puts it in. Thrusting back and forth, he asks for the man’s first wish.
“I want a giant yacht!”
“Aye,” says the leprechaun. “It’s pulling into your own private harbor now.”
“For my second wish, I want a billion dollars,” the man says, beginning to sweat.
“Aye, it’s stacked inside the yacht waiting for you,” the leprechaun replies.
“Okay,” the man groans in pain. “For my final wish, I want this yacht to be full of beautiful women.”
“You betcha, boyoh,” says the leprechaun. “The girls are there waiting for you nooWWW,” as he lets out a moan of pleasure.
The man, exhausted and sore, says, “That was rough, but worth it for those wishes. Where do I go?”
The little man with the giant green dick, pulling up his pants, his accent now gone says: “Aren’t you a little old to be believing in leprechauns?”
Are you the king of the jungle? 'Cause why are we lying?
Why does this always happen to me...
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.
Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
Why did the cow eat?
Because it was hungry.
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.