Why jokes
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
Why did Steven Hawkins go to hell?
Because he couldn't walk the stairs to heaven.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Answer: They don’t know where home is.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Why did Kristen Stewart fart on the set of Charlie's Angels? Because she ate too much damn chili for breakfast I made for her. I just forgot to put my foot in it.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat.
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Banker: I have the right to take your money!
Me: Check my name.
Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: *realizes*
Me: 😈🖐️ Gimme, gimme.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!