Why jokes
Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals!
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
Dear Gwen,
Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!
TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!
BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!
Please comment good or not! Irdc!
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
Me: I call my girl Cinderella.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because she loves balls.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
Why did the squirrel swim on his back?
To keep his nuts dry.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
My friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.
My friend: Oh.
Me: Knock knock.
My friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he was arrested on suspicion of murder.
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? They’re all dead.
My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"