Why jokes
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
Work
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
Why do people always tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.