Why jokes
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.
I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.
Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”
My friend was the only one who laughed.
Why did the math book go to the psychologist?
It had too many problems.
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday? They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"