Why jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was hit by a bus.
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches?
No brain, no pain.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
Why?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
"My wife is so crazy," said Beatem's McSmasher.
"Why?" asked his buddy Don Caretomarch.
"She's sitting on the front verandah packing my shit in boxes!"
"You getting kicked out, bro?"
"Yeah, all I did was break every plate in the house over her head. Some people have no sense of humor."
"Is she one of them woke bitches?"
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.
I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.