Why jokes
Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Why did Alice from Wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere, then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.
Bf: Babe, do you love me?
Gf: Of course, why do you ask?
Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in between 9/11.
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!