Why jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
They'll fall right through his hands.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Bc they're good at it.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
What is a kind thing to say to someone and what is a rude thing to say to someone?
Kind thing to say to someone: You are the most perfect you there is. Your outlook on life is amaz- (BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ENOUGH!)
Rudist thing to say too someone: You more uglyer than my mama's boyfriend. You are a son of a b word! Okay that is so much rude and why you can say that to a tree but anyway not the point. Bonus: The world's most weirdest name to say to a girl, is Nutter butter, we know that's a weird *and* stupid name because she is not nutter or butter she is a person not a thing! Oh well bye!!!!
Why do orphans only buy iPhone XS?
Because it has a home button.
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
Are you the king of the jungle? 'Cause why are we lying?
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.