Why jokes
Why did the Unicorns become extinct?
Because unicorns are gay! :|
An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.
I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.
The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.
The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.
LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.
Why did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud."
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.