Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
gay people
Why should you lose your virginity to an autistic person?
Because virginity needs to be lost with someone special.
Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle?
Because he lost his balance!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Why are Russians forced to drink grizzly bear piss in Russia?
Because vodka in Russia is weak.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
A rich guy and a poor guy have their wedding anniversary on the same day. They meet each other at the shopping complex.
The poor guy asks the rich guy, "What'd you get for your wife today?"
The rich guy replies, "I got her a diamond ring and a Mercedes."
The poor guy asks, "Why did you get two gifts for her?"
The rich guy says, "If she doesn't like the diamond ring, then she can return it in her Mercedes."
The rich guy asks the poor guy, "What'd you get for your wife?"
The poor guy says, "I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo."
The rich guy asks, "Why did you get two gifts for her?"
The poor guy says, "If she doesn't like the slippers, then she can go f*** herself."
A guard at a baseball stadium let in the pheasant, the chicken, and the duck. But he didn't let in the turkey. Why? Because four strikes and you are out!
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.