Why jokes
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
Why did the doctor get mad?
Because he was losing his patients.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco?
Because every little bit helps!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.