Why jokes
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
A Catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession, and while he is inside the confessional booth, the Catholic priest is sucking his dick, and he says to the Catholic priest, "What are you doing, Father?"
And the priest says, "It's called giving a blowjob."
And the Catholic gay male says, "Why are you giving me a blowjob, Father, inside the confessional booth?"
And the Catholic priest says, "If there was no glory hole in the confessional booth, my son, it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place."
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight(ate) nine.
Babe, I'm breaking up with you.
Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?
Mercury is Be-Au-Ti-Full!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."