Why jokes
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
Why couldn’t anyone see the bird?
Because it was in da skies.
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
Why do deer stay in front of a moving car?
To commit suicide.
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."