Why jokes
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
Why Jake?
FRRR N
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
Why is there air conditioning at a hospital?
To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Yum!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
An innocent boy is reading through his father’s phone, looking at the messages and trying to learn things about his family from them. He saw a message asking for something which seemed strange, but ultimately the boy decided to surprise his father with what it said.
“Timmy, why are there thirty-five cats in the living room?” shouted the father.
“I was only supplying what you wanted from Mother!” replied the boy.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.