Why jokes
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?
He has no legs...
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
A girl asks her Asian boyfriend if he wants to eat her pussy. He asks her why she is taking off her clothes, instead of cooking her cat.
Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?
Because all of his friends argon.
Why did Johnny not like the audiobook he got for his birthday?
Johnny was deaf.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of data.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Johnny was watching TV when he heard them say "bitch" and "bastard," so he asked his dad, "What is a bitch and bastard?"
Dad said, "A bitch is a female, and a bastard is a male."
Then Johnny goes back to the TV and hears them say "ass" and "shit," so he asks his dad what "shit" and "ass" means. Dad says, "A shit is shaving cream, like what I'm putting on my face, and ass is a coat. Why don't you bug your mom?"
So Johnny goes back to the TV, and then they say "fuck," so Johnny asks his mom what "fuck" means. Mom says, "Fuck means carving, like doing to the turkey." Then a few minutes later, Johnny hears a knock on the door, so he answers it. He then says, "Welcome, bitch and bastard, may I tack your ass?" The people then ask where his parents are. Johnny says, "My dad is putting shit on his face, and my mom is fucking the turkey."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".
Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Why does a girl orphan want a boyfriend?
To finally call someone Daddy!
Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don't cry when you put a load in them.
Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms. "Knock knock." Who's there? Not Sally.