Why jokes
A German, a Swiss, and a Russian make a bet: whoever has the most forest area in their country wins about 10,000 euros.
First, they fly over Switzerland: 8,000 square kilometers of forest. The German starts getting cold feet, as he doesn't think he'll win. Next, they fly over Russia: 50,000 square kilometers of forest. The German realizes he doesn't stand a chance unless he cheats.
When they fly over Germany, they see 10,000 square kilometers of forest. The German seems to have won, but then the Swiss shouts: "That's a tree!" The German was accused of fraud.
The German is furious. He calls the head of the Bundeswehr: "Why did the tree move?!" The boss said, "I'll put the guy who moved on the line," and passed the receiver over.
"Why did you move?" the German asked.
The young man replied: "Okay, when a dog came along and peed on my trunk, that was still fine. But then a bear came along and rubbed against my trunk..."
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light up when she touched him.
Why was Stephen Hawking known as lazy?
Because he was always sitting on the job.
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
Boyfriend: Let's go to bed.
Girlfriend: No.
Boyfriend: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you want sex.
Boyfriend: No, I don't.
NEXT MINUTE
The man could hear banging.
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
Why is Hitler a hjhjfbfhf? Because he’s Hitler!
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old.
She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence (Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
Why should you always wear rubber?
So you don’t leave DNA evidence.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.