Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road to go away?
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
..do i even need to explain ts..
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
Why did Sally die? She got stabbed by her mum.
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She didn't have any arms, remember!
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
I was digging in my garden when I found a treasure chest full of gold. I was about to run inside and tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging in my garden.
Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW.
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.