Why jokes
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
Why did the math book go to the psychologist?
It had too many problems.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
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Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for buns!
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Why drink water and not bleach?
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn't exist then.
Why can’t October fool April?
Because only April fools.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
They have no mother's or father's day.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why was the gay boy fired from the sperm bank?
He was caught embezzling.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...