Why jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of data.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms. "Knock knock." Who's there? Not Sally.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don't cry when you put a load in them.
Why does a girl orphan want a boyfriend?
To finally call someone Daddy!
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!
Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.