Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
Why Jokes
Why did the Columbine High School basketball team lose the big game?
Because they lost their two best shooters...
Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.
A girl asks her Asian boyfriend if he wants to eat her pussy. He asks her why she is taking off her clothes, instead of cooking her cat.
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah, duh!
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?
Because they're EGGstinct!
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
Why does a heterosexual man believe that if a heterosexual man gets his dick sucked by another heterosexual man it's called a "brojob"?
Because it's male bonding.
Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.
Why wasn’t the moon hungry?
Because it was full!
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.
“It’s because God made you special,” she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
