Why jokes
Why did the flamingo cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
Why did Alice from Wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere, then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
I was digging in my backyard and found a chest of coins. I wanted to run inside and tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging in the backyard.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.