Why jokes
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
Why did the orange fall off the tree? Because he went out on a limb.
Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?
He had no legs.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team?
A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.