Why jokes
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
Why you always in a mood?
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!
Why do I carry pepper spray?
Just in case of as-SAULT.
Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did Grampa pass out? Because of diabetes.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted.
When I was walking home, a couple of married guys were saying, "Your mom is good at her job," but I realized my mom doesn't work.
So I ask my mom, "Why are these guys saying you're good at your job? You don't work." My mom said, "Yeah, I got a new job." So I said, "What do you do?" My mom said, "Job hand, no, I mean it's called a hand job."
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Me: Hey, Mom? Why do we celebrate birthdays?
Mom: Because that's the day a new life was born, and people are born every day so every day is a special day.
My thoughts: And my friend wonders why I have depression...
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."