Why jokes
A girl asks her Asian boyfriend if he wants to eat her pussy. He asks her why she is taking off her clothes, instead of cooking her cat.
Why did Johnny not like the audiobook he got for his birthday?
Johnny was deaf.
Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?
Because all of his friends argon.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of data.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms. "Knock knock." Who's there? Not Sally.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don't cry when you put a load in them.
Why does a girl orphan want a boyfriend?
To finally call someone Daddy!
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!
Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!