Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why does a girl orphan want a boyfriend?
To finally call someone Daddy!
Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don't cry when you put a load in them.
Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!
Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms. "Knock knock." Who's there? Not Sally.
Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Why can't two Chinese people have a white kid?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"