Why jokes
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.
P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?
P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).
P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Thanos snapped.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
Why did the Columbine High School basketball team lose the big game?
Because they lost their two best shooters...
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.
“It’s because God made you special,” she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
Memes
Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She's retarded.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah, duh!
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
Why does a heterosexual man believe that if a heterosexual man gets his dick sucked by another heterosexual man it's called a "brojob"?
Because it's male bonding.
Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.
Why wasn’t the moon hungry?
Because it was full!
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.