Why jokes
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? Someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH!
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
Kid: Hi Mum!
Mum: Hi, Loser!
Kid: Why?
Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!
Kid: Waaaaaaa!
I know this is not funny, but who cares?
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To show he wasn't a chicken.
Women: Can I have your number?
Jesus: No.
Women: Why? Are you scared?
Jesus: No. Just when you wanna talk, just pray.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.