Why jokes
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Why can't two Chinese people have a white kid?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was, “She was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?” The wife replies, “Change the damn diaper, you idiot.”
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."
Q: Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
A: Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"
Why didn't the Asian get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To die.
Why are orphanages like dogs?
Because they get adopted.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!