Why jokes
Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?
They've been rear-ended too many times.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
Memes
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah, duh!
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?
Because they're EGGstinct!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *pauses porn* Why?
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
Why wasn’t the moon hungry?
Because it was full!
Why does a heterosexual man believe that if a heterosexual man gets his dick sucked by another heterosexual man it's called a "brojob"?
Because it's male bonding.
Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.
Why does Batman’s mask only cover half of his face?
So the police can see that he’s white.
Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.