Why jokes
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah, duh!
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?
Because they're EGGstinct!
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
Why does a heterosexual man believe that if a heterosexual man gets his dick sucked by another heterosexual man it's called a "brojob"?
Because it's male bonding.
Memes
Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.
Why wasn’t the moon hungry?
Because it was full!
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *pauses porn* Why?
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
Why can’t Jesus eat M&Ms? They keep falling through his hands.