Kid. What is an orphans favorite breakfast? Teacher. What? Kid. Fruity pebbles with water Teacher. Why water? Kid. Cause it's dad never came back with the milk
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs! Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
why did micheal jackson get away with it? because he's a smooth criminal
Why did Mary fall off the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator
Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?”, he said
“It’s because God made you special.”, she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
Why can't you tell anyone about space? Because its too out of this world!
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Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper
Why are americans bad chess players?
They lost 2 towers
why do orphans play GTA. Cause they wanna feel wanted
why is america so bad at chess,
because they already lost two towers
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3 men were captured by a tribe and tortured. The leader of the tribe tells them that they would live, only if they could achieve one thing. They had to go out and find 10 pieces of the same fruit each. The first person returned with apples, the leader said that he had to put all 10 of them up into his ass without making a sound, or he would be killed. 1....2 he screamed. The next person came back with grapes, 1,2,3, he counted up to 8, but began to burst out laughing, he was killed. In heaven, the first man asked him why he laughed if he was doing so well, "well i saw the third guy coming back with fucking pineapples"
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint...my....house.’
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Why is USA so bad at chess
Because they already lost two towers
