Why jokes
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah, duh!
Memes
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?
Because they're EGGstinct!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *pauses porn* Why?
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
Why wasn’t the moon hungry?
Because it was full!
Why does a heterosexual man believe that if a heterosexual man gets his dick sucked by another heterosexual man it's called a "brojob"?
Because it's male bonding.
Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.
Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.