Why jokes
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
Why is Santa so fat?
He only comes once a year.
Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad.
The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men's jobs, and why they were at the beach.
"I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win."
"I'm an accountant," said the second man. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same."
The first two men turned to the third, sad man. "What do you do?" they asked.
"I'm a pickpocket," said the third man. "My doctor sent me here."
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
Why did the math book go to the psychologist?
It had too many problems.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.