Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why? Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic? Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite
Why do Orphans eat water with their cereal. Because their father never came home with milk.
Why can’t Orphans get married ? Because they were already given away
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent ? Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an austistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss Cheese?"
why are orphans bad at poker becuz they dont know what a full house is
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
He can’t find home
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian I ask her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better
Why can't an orphan get married. It doesn't have its parents blessing.
Why do orphans drink water with cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk<3
Why did all the numbers mourn 10. Because he was in the middle of 9,11
*Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman*
What would you rate this woman?
A 7
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
why was he orphan so successful? they told him go big or go home he only had 1 option
why do Emos love Christmas? so they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. hope u liked it, happy holidays!
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of there dark history
Why can't orphans play dodgeball because no one misses them
Why does a orphan always get out in baseball
Cause he can't run home
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman he couldn't find his way home
