Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
Why Jokes
Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
Why can’t Jesus eat M&Ms? They keep falling through his hands.
Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the girls sit on the clock?
To be on time.
Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he had a big bill.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
Why did the heterosexual woman try to put a mask 😷 on her pussy? She wanted to protect herself from covid, but she did try to put a mask 😷 on her dildo, but the mask 😷 keep falling off the dildo.
Why do nuns walk in groups?
So one “nun” can keep an eye on the other “nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting "nun".
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To die.
