Why jokes

Brojob

Why does a heterosexual man believe that if a heterosexual man gets his dick sucked by another heterosexual man it's called a "brojob"?

Because it's male bonding.

Pencil

Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.

Down Syndrome

A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.

“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.

“It’s because God made you special,” she said.

“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”

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  • Memes

    Orphan

    Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

    Rapist

    Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?

    Because they always like to come in a little behind.

    Twin Towers

    Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.

    Orphan

    Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?

    Cause that's the only way they get love.

    M M

    Why can’t Jesus eat M&Ms? They keep falling through his hands.

    Mommy

    Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.

    Incest

    Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.