Why jokes
Three men were captured by a tribe and tortured. The leader of the tribe tells them that they would live only if they could achieve one thing: They had to go out and find 10 pieces of the same fruit each.
The first person returned with apples. The leader said that he had to put all 10 of them up into his ass without making a sound, or he would be killed. 1... 2... he screamed.
The next person came back with grapes. 1, 2, 3, he counted up to 8, but began to burst out laughing; he was killed. In heaven, the first man asked him why he laughed if he was doing so well. "Well, I saw the third guy coming back with fucking pineapples!"
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.
“It’s because God made you special,” she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Memes
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah, duh!
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?
Because they're EGGstinct!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *pauses porn* Why?
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
Why wasn’t the moon hungry?
Because it was full!
Why does a heterosexual man believe that if a heterosexual man gets his dick sucked by another heterosexual man it's called a "brojob"?
Because it's male bonding.
Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.
Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.