Why jokes
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
Why did the vampire go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?
His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
What is a kind thing to say to someone and what is a rude thing to say to someone?
Kind thing to say to someone: You are the most perfect you there is. Your outlook on life is amaz- (BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ENOUGH!)
Rudist thing to say too someone: You more uglyer than my mama's boyfriend. You are a son of a b word! Okay that is so much rude and why you can say that to a tree but anyway not the point. Bonus: The world's most weirdest name to say to a girl, is Nutter butter, we know that's a weird *and* stupid name because she is not nutter or butter she is a person not a thing! Oh well bye!!!!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
Why does everyone think Stephen Hawking is drunk?
Because he can't even walk.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? No one forgets it!
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he gets to call someone father.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.