Why jokes
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
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Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
So they can get in the cast!
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
Why does the military recruit orphans?
Because homing missiles don’t target them.
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why did the lion lose the race? Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?
He has no legs...
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn't wearing a seatbelt.