Why jokes
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
Why can't blind people fish?
Because it was "see food."
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Go team Sky
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Susie.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Santa Claus gives a child a bike. The child was mad. Why? He had no legs.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins.
I was about to run and tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden...
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
Son: Dad, I need a new butt.
Dad: Why, son?
Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.