Why jokes
Why does the military recruit orphans?
Because homing missiles don’t target them.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why did the lion lose the race? Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?
He has no legs...
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
A girl asks her Asian boyfriend if he wants to eat her pussy. He asks her why she is taking off her clothes, instead of cooking her cat.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?
Because all of his friends argon.
Why did Johnny not like the audiobook he got for his birthday?
Johnny was deaf.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of data.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why does a girl orphan want a boyfriend?
To finally call someone Daddy!