Why jokes
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Why do deer stay in front of a moving car?
To commit suicide.
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up literally everything.
Why couldn’t anyone see the bird?
Because it was in da skies.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
Why did the old man win in a fight? Because he was stressed.
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.