Why jokes
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
Why did the legless kid think he won a race?
Because everybody already left.
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?
He has no legs...
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Memes
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did Johnny not like the audiobook he got for his birthday?
Johnny was deaf.
Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?
Because all of his friends argon.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of data.
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks...
"Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea, but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!
Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".
Why does a girl orphan want a boyfriend?
To finally call someone Daddy!
Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don't cry when you put a load in them.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms. "Knock knock." Who's there? Not Sally.