Why jokes
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks...
"Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea, but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don't cry when you put a load in them.
Why does a girl orphan want a boyfriend?
To finally call someone Daddy!
Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".
Memes
Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms. "Knock knock." Who's there? Not Sally.
Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Why can't two Chinese people have a white kid?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was, “She was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?” The wife replies, “Change the damn diaper, you idiot.”
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
Q: Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
A: Because their dad is shopping for the milk.