Why do people love dating orphans? Because there always home alone
why did the orphan cross the road?
to finally get his milk.
“Daddy, what are those 2 things on mum’s chest?”. Asked Tom “Those are just....balloons”.said dad (Later) “Dad! I think mum’s dying!”said Tom. “Why?” Asked dad. “Because uncles blowing her balloons and she said “oh god im cumming!”
Kid. What is an orphans favorite breakfast? Teacher. What? Kid. Fruity pebbles with water Teacher. Why water? Kid. Cause it's dad never came back with the milk
Why cant an Orphan be a Youtuber. Because most of the videos are Family-Friendly.
why cant orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes
Why does china have the biggest eyewear ? because all there eyes are to small
Guess why orphans can't be gay?. Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal because the dad never came back with the milk
Why do Orphans become Hookers? They can call someone daddy.
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
Why are pirate's called pirate's - Becuse they arrrrrrrr!
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
why did micheal jackson get away with it? because he's a smooth criminal
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs! Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
Why did Mary fall off the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?”, he said
“It’s because God made you special.”, she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
Two boys were arguing in class one day when the teacher walked in to the classroom. The teacher asked them, "Why are you arguing?"
One of the boys replied, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher. "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
