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Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.
Why wasn’t the moon 🌕 hungry?
Because it was full!
Why can’t Jesus eat m&ms? They keep falling through his hands.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
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Why are orphans bad at baseball.
They don’t know where home is.
Why did mommy disapear: the dad: well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
Why do Nazis don’t wear necklaces,rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? because he had a big bill
Person 1 : "Where was Hiroshima?" Person 2 "In Japan" Person 1 "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Why did hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill
why did the girls sit on the clock. To be on time
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? Cuz it had better reflexes than the twn towers>
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis? Cause that's the only way they get love.
Why was tickle me Elmo upset when he left the factory? Because they only gave him one test tickle
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Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom
Why do Orphans go to Chruch? So that they can call someone Father
