Why jokes
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
My mum once told me, "How do you spell Mississippi?" and I said, "Misisipi." But she said, "No, it goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i," and I laughed when she said "pp." Then she said, "Why are you laughing?" I tried saying, "You said pp," but I was laughing too hard.
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
So they can get in the cast!
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because he got stuck in a crack.
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
Why did the clown fall off his bike?
Because the neighbor threw a washing machine at him.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why did the lion lose the race? Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.