Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?
Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.
Why Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.
“Huh, I wonder why he needs a mop?”
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the other contraction they know.
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight...
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight.
