Why jokes
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.
Why do I call my dog a vibrator?
Because every time my dog acts like a dildo, I beat him, and when I beat him, he shakes. What do you call a shaking dildo? A vibrator, therefore I call my dog a vibrator.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
Why do pedophiles never win a race? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? - 'Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.