Why jokes
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?
'Cause they made a juice out of him.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
'Cause he Neverlands.
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!