Why jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Why am I naughty?
Because I want to be....
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Nobody, because chickens don't talk."
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish! 😂
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.
Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?
Cosecant remember his own name.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football? Because he got all the downs.
I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?