Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
Why am I naughty?
Because I want to be....
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
Q: Why did the blind man fall into the well?
A: Because he couldn't see that well.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because some kid was flossing!
Why is Goofy named Goofy? Because he is goofy!
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Nobody, because chickens don't talk."
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish! 😂
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?