Why jokes
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the Mooovies.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.