Why jokes
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat.
Why did Adolf Hitler wish he had two nuts?
Because he only had one.
I want a bigger couch.
Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the Mooovies.
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.
Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.