Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
Why did Wilson die? Cuz he sucks!
Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?
Because the format of them is ugly.
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he was arrested on suspicion of murder.
Why do people think about handsome boys at night?
Because they're dreamy!
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.