Why jokes
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
Why did the Chicken cross the road? You: Why? To get to the little b***h's house!
Knock knock! You: Who's there? The chicken!
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
Why are fire trucks big?
To hang out with the firefighters!
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. I asked her why. She said, "Because you're a pedophile." I replied, "Pedophile! That's a big word for an eight year old."
Why don't heterosexual 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 suck a 🍌 because 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 tastes like 🐙?
We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.
Why does my dad hate me? Really, please tell me, I'm tired of the constant abuse and pain.
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
Why are most absent dads mechanics?
They like to nut and bolt.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
Why did my dad leave me?
Because I was gay.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!