Why jokes
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!
Put some Windex on it.
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because some kid was flossing!
Why is Goofy named Goofy? Because he is goofy!
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by an ice cream truck.
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football? Because he got all the downs.
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
Q: Why did the blind man fall into the well?
A: Because he couldn't see that well.
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!