Why jokes
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
Why are you gay?
Because you are.
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.