Why jokes
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause there was a crack!
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!
Put some Windex on it.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by an ice cream truck.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football? Because he got all the downs.