Why jokes
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because it had no body to dance with!
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
Why is Santa make-believe?
Because he is fake!
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.