Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover their butt. Quack!
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't "peeling" well!
A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.
He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause there was a crack!
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.