Why jokes
Why are vegetarians so good at giving head? Because they’re used to having nuts in their mouth.
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year.
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"
I walked towards him.
"I prefer slit," I said.
"Why?" He asked.
"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.
Why are mountains never serious?
Because they’re hill areas.
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Question: Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Answer: Tequila
Why do orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.
[God creating sharks]
God: Ok give them 3 rows of teeth.
Angel: Seems excessive but ok.
God: And make them mean as hell.
Angel: WTF y.
God: BECAUSSE I SAID SO.
Angel:...
God: And make one of the types have a hammer for a head.
Angel: Why do I still work for you?
God: Because I’m the only employer as of right now.
Why do people eat cereal for breakfast?
Because why not.
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
Why did the orphan go to church?
It was because he was looking for someone to call "Father."
Why is my dick like a balloon? The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.
Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):
"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"
Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.