Why jokes
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
Why did the baby cross the road? Because he wanted to die.
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.