Why jokes
Little Johnny asks a fireman, "Do you want to see my fire truck?"
So the fireman goes to look at it. Little Johnny tested it. "I got my hat in my fire truck."
So the fireman says, "Last night's alright, but why is it tied up to you wagging?" And he looks closer and sees the string is tied up in knots. He said, "That's nice all right, but why is it tied up to his nuts?"
The little Johnny said, "Well that's my son," and so he yanks on it.
Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't want to get stuck in any more cracks!
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?
He always gets a great turnout.
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
Why did Wilson die? Cuz he sucks!
Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
Why do you keep repeating the same joke?
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
Why do people think about handsome boys at night?
Because they're dreamy!