Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well.
Why Jokes
Why wasn’t the rabbit jumping?
Because he was dead.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
I would too if my name was Braille.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
Person one: Why did the boy go home?
Person two: Why?
Person one: Because he had PHOAM work to do!
Why did the clock eat so fast?
He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.
