Why jokes
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
'Cause he Neverlands.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.