Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
Why Jokes
Q: Why did the blind man fall into the well?
A: Because he couldn't see that well.
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
Why am I naughty?
Because I want to be....
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.
Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?
Cosecant remember his own name.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because it had no body to dance with!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
Why is Santa make-believe?
Because he is fake!
