Why jokes
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.
It's not funny, I know.
Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?
A: He was scared the juice might come out.
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
Me: I call my girl Cinderella.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because she loves balls.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
Why do deer stay in front of a moving car?
To commit suicide.
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.
Why don't heterosexual 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 suck a 🍌 because 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 tastes like 🐙?
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.
Why did Kristen Stewart fart on the set of Charlie's Angels? Because she ate too much damn chili for breakfast I made for her. I just forgot to put my foot in it.