Why jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
Why are Americans such good marksmen?
Because they had plenty of schools to practice their shooting.
Why is the fat man roping himself to the side of a mountain?
So he doesn't roll back down!
Why are modern women trash?
Because back in the day, a woman knew her place.
Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.
Why is Kyle Rittenhouse the Ultimate Crime Fighter?
Because in one night he killed a pedophile and a domestic abuser.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one!
Mom: Son, did you go to school?
Son: What if I said yes?
Mom: You are in school! *slap*
Son: Mom, I am moving out and I am moving in with my girlfriend.
Mom: You are with...? Please don't move out =(
Son: Mom, stop! So what if I am moving out? I am moving into my girlfriend's home. It's only for school.
Mom: Well, you are kicked out of my home!
Son: Good.
Mom: I am sad now. Why did he move out?
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During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.
I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.
Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”
My friend was the only one who laughed.
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
Why can’t Sally hang herself?
She does not have arms.
Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.
An innocent boy is reading through his father’s phone, looking at the messages and trying to learn things about his family from them. He saw a message asking for something which seemed strange, but ultimately the boy decided to surprise his father with what it said.
“Timmy, why are there thirty-five cats in the living room?” shouted the father.
“I was only supplying what you wanted from Mother!” replied the boy.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
Why did the man become stupid?
Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.