Why jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.