Why jokes
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Why you always in a mood?
Why did Gwen go to the store? To have a new.
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.