Why jokes
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
Why did everyone quit the high school volleyball team? To join Coach Kyle's team, of course!
Why did Bob Ross die?
Because the paint brush stabbed him.
Why did the Indian man eat a cow?
Because he wanted to be fat like one.
Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?
Because Stellas hot.
Why did I shoot my dog?
Because it pissed me offff! Ahhhhhahahahahahahahahaha! 👌👌😎
One day, Johnny told his dad that a girl in his class liked him. He thought she was cute. She said, "Aw, you're like candy!" He didn't say anything. He said, "Why don't you think I am sweet like candy?" Little Johnny said, "Well, sometimes I get a toothache, and it hurts, so I stop eating it, like I stopped liking you."
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching!
Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
Why do the cheetahs always beat you? Because they beet-ah.
Why do orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?
Because he wanted it to smell good.
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.