Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?
'Cause they made a juice out of him.