Why Jokes

Plane

Why were the people in 911 devastated?

They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

Orphan

Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?

Because it doesn't have a joke button.

Train

What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?

They will TRAIN together.

Why is it so hard to tame a dog?

Because it's unTRAINable!

Orphan

An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."

Imposter

Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!

Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?

Then he read my username and knew.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?

Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅

Orphan

Why do orphans hate going in public?

Because there's kids out with their parents.

Man

Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.

Road

Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.

Atom

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

Orphan

Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.

Home

Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.

Orphan

Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.

Satan

Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?

'Cause they made a juice out of him.