Why jokes
Why am I naughty?
Because I want to be....
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
Q: Why did the blind man fall into the well?
A: Because he couldn't see that well.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.
Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?
Cosecant remember his own name.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Nobody, because chickens don't talk."
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish! 😂
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by an ice cream truck.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
I want a bigger couch.
Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.
Why is Gennis gay?
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!