Why jokes
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's appealing!
Why did Ross fall off the swing?
Because he had no arms.
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.
Why did the child cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight(ate) nine.
Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! 😂😂
Mom, I’m pregnant.
Are you drunk? Why? Because you’re boy.
A horse walked in a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To check out the chicks!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For absolutely no reason.
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the only contraction they know.
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.