Why jokes
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
Why did the vampire go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's appealing!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did Ross fall off the swing?
Because he had no arms.
I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
A horse walked in a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?"
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
Why is the tire so tired?
Because it is tired out.
Why did the child cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.