Why jokes
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for buns!
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
Q: Why did the father throw butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see a butterfly.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
Question: Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Answer: Tequila
My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.