Why jokes
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
There's no parent signature.
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
Why can’t an orphan play soccer?
If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.