Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
Why Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road to go away?
Why did Pikachu chase Ash?
Because he wanted to Ketchum.
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
Why was 6 afraid of 9?
Because 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Happy New Year!
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Mom: Son, did you go to school?
Son: What if I said yes?
Mom: You are in school! *slap*
Son: Mom, I am moving out and I am moving in with my girlfriend.
Mom: You are with...? Please don't move out =(
Son: Mom, stop! So what if I am moving out? I am moving into my girlfriend's home. It's only for school.
Mom: Well, you are kicked out of my home!
Son: Good.
Mom: I am sad now. Why did he move out?
If you like it, please commit down.
During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.
I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.
Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”
My friend was the only one who laughed.
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.
Why can’t Sally hang herself?
She does not have arms.
Why are people joking about this stuff?
Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging...
