Why jokes
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.
Q: Why doesn’t Jimmy Swaggart worry about his premature ejaculation problem?
A: He believes in the second cumming.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
I was digging in a garden once and found a chest full of gold. I wanted to show my wife, but then I thought about why I was digging in the first place.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
Why did the orphan kill himself?
Why did the Lego cross the road? He was on the wrong block!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.