Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's appealing!
Why did Ross fall off the swing?
Because he had no arms.
Why did the vampire go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
Q: Why are flat-earthers seen so many these days? A: Because one girl wore an earth-printed shirt.
Why did Jeffrey Dahmer only date black men?
Nutella!
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
No one.
Why are priests called father?
I don’t know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!