Why jokes
Why did the orphan kill himself?
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
Why did the Lego cross the road? He was on the wrong block!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the “shell” station.
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
Why did the snake eat a panda?