Why jokes
There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves.
The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?"
The mother cow replies, "Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second calf walks up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?", to which the mom replies "Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head."
The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon.
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
Why did the rapist not get sentenced?
Because rule 69 said so 🤣🤣
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣
Why did the Chicken cross the road? You: Why? To get to the little b***h's house!
Knock knock! You: Who's there? The chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side and meet his friend.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
Because he wasn’t wearing his seat belt.
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Coz she had no arms, bants!
Why is Jack so gay?
Because he is.
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered A minor (get it, like the chord A minor)?
Why do cheetahs have spots? Chicken pox.
Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?
Treon: How did you find that?!
Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!
Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!
Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!
Treon: We can't!
Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!
Why does the Sun go to school?
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!