Why jokes
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.
Me: I call my girl Cinderella.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because she loves balls.
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
Why did the bean play Fortnite?
Because it had a beantroller.
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
A family had a very disobedient dog. It would bite the children’s hands when they pet the animal, the dog would piss on everything, and it would chew their shoes. This is why it was adopted.
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
Why did Kristen Stewart fart on the set of Charlie's Angels? Because she ate too much damn chili for breakfast I made for her. I just forgot to put my foot in it.
Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?
A: He was scared the juice might come out.