Why jokes
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS!
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why is Gennis gay?
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.