Why jokes
Q: Why are flat-earthers seen so many these days? A: Because one girl wore an earth-printed shirt.
Why did Jeffrey Dahmer only date black men?
Nutella!
Why is the fat man roping himself to the side of a mountain?
So he doesn't roll back down!
Why are modern women trash?
Because back in the day, a woman knew her place.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
Why don't terrorists like Walmart?
They prefer a Target.
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.