Why jokes
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.