Why jokes
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
Why does the Avon lady walk funny?
Because her lipstick!
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
I found a chest of gold in my garden the other day. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.
Then I remembered why I was digging in my garden.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
Student: Why does everyone hate me?
Another student: Because U got the A last night.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.