Why jokes
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD