Why jokes
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
Why is September 11th the best birthday? No one forgets it!
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Why is Gennis gay?