Why jokes
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD