Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why Jokes
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Why did the vampire go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's appealing!
Why did Ross fall off the swing?
Because he had no arms.
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.
Why did the child cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight(ate) nine.
Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! 😂😂
Mom, I’m pregnant.
Are you drunk? Why? Because you’re boy.
A horse walked in a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?"
