Why jokes
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!