Why jokes
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
Why did Sarah fall off a skyscraper?
Because she made her dad mad.
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer too long!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!