Why jokes
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why don't terrorists like Walmart?
They prefer a Target.
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!