Why jokes
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the “shell” station.
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause he was on crack.
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
Why is the tire so tired?
Because it is tired out.
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To check out the chicks!