Why jokes
Why don't terrorists like Walmart?
They prefer a Target.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
Why was 6 afraid of 9?
Because 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Happy New Year!
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? No one forgets it!