Why jokes
Kid: Hi Mum!
Mum: Hi, Loser!
Kid: Why?
Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!
Kid: Waaaaaaa!
I know this is not funny, but who cares?
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
Why did the Titanic and the iceberg hate each other?
Because the Titanic hit it.
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
Why did the sun go to church?
Because it needs Jesus.
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends.
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
Why do you go to the bank?
To get money.
When do you run from the bank?
When the cops come.
What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
Why could the zombie not clap? Because it was dead, duh!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home base.