Why jokes
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
Why is Hitler a hjhjfbfhf? Because he’s Hitler!
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...
*disconnected*
Kid: Hi Mum!
Mum: Hi, Loser!
Kid: Why?
Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!
Kid: Waaaaaaa!
I know this is not funny, but who cares?
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
Why did Saturn have rings?
Because God liked it so he put a ring on it.
Why did the sun go to church?
Because it needs Jesus.
Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!