Why jokes

Serial Killer

Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.

Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.

Orphan

Why can't orphans tell jokes?

They have no one to tell them to, people.

Banana

Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?

Jesus

Why did Jesus not win any Stanley Cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards.

Momma

Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...

Orphanage

Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?

Orphan: *Sobs* "No."

God, I love working at an orphanage!

Girl

Why did the little girl cry twice?

Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.

Asshole

Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!

Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!

Kariah: That's sad!