Why jokes
Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
Why did the lion say, "I'm faster than you," to the cheetah?
Because it was Halloween!
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
What day can you have sex on?
Answer: Wednesday. Why? Because it's hump day.
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why did the fire not burn the kid? Because it had no lips.
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.
Why did Mr. Peanut die?
His cane snapped!
Why are chickens so awesome? Because... Chicken noise.
Why can’t orphans live?
They don’t have parents.
Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?
Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!