Why jokes
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't cheetahs play any games?
Because they're cheetahs!
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Why can an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: "Why is my sister called Crazy Horse and my brother Rushing Water?"
Mum: "Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions, two dogs fucking?"
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.