Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
Why Jokes
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to his job at KFC!
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK, sorry...
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.
Why is sex with pandas so much fun?
I don't know, it just is. 🐼
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?
Because krypton is "stable."
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
