Why jokes
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!
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All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?
Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes.)
What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why did the guy run because the girl ripped his penis off?
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?
To get to the U.S., but he had to show his papers first.
Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?
No more tears.
Hannes asks his mother, "Mom, why are the peanuts called peanuts?" Mom replies, "Because they grow in the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why don't strawberries grow in the earth?" Mom replies: "The giraffes originally had a short neck, but it has grown from giraffe to giraffe. The same thing happened with the strawberries. They grew in the earth and grew higher from harvest to harvest until at some point their stems protruded from the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why is my neck so short?" The mother replies: "So many people died in the First and Second World Wars that our necks could not develop at all. It was the same in the Thirty Years' War. We humans have been in so many wars. The giraffes in none and that's why our neck is so short."
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.