Why jokes
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was good at SERVING RHYMES.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 2)
To WITHDRAW some BEATS.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.