Why jokes

Asshole

Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!

Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!

Kariah: That's sad!

Orphan

Why can't orphans tell jokes?

They have no one to tell them to, people.

Banana

Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?

Orphanage

Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?

Orphan: *Sobs* "No."

God, I love working at an orphanage!

Jesus

Why did Jesus not win any Stanley Cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards.

Momma

Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...

Girl

Why did the little girl cry twice?

Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.

Kid

Why can’t you yell at a kid?

Because the cops are after you.

Life

Wanna hear a short joke? Well duh, I mean that's why you're on here... Well, here one...

My life.

Moose

Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.