Why jokes
I do not understand why people aren't scared of spiders. I mean, like they have 87447924872320984623879480327678987388025873289576348097923408370983728 legs and 23864867759578590893839420387424763478923748394783294327428748243264278 eyes.
I saw a spider in my room. YOU THINK I'M GONNA SLEEP IN THERE?????????
Nope. I'm moving to Japan.
KONNICHIWA
Why does Adam sleep early so his mum and stepdad can fuck on his bed?
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
Why did the octopus cry?
Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why is Hitler a hjhjfbfhf? Because he’s Hitler!
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
Why does Helen Keller look in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why did Saturn have rings?
Because God liked it so he put a ring on it.
Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...
*disconnected*
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.