Why are chickens so awesome? Because... Chicken noise.
Why Jokes
Why can’t orphans live?
They don’t have parents.
Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?
Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
