Why jokes
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.
My Countryhumans OC, Sahara, is the daughter of France and Soviet. When people ask why, I tell them it was the gendersnapped version of my parents making me. France (my dad) was drunk and Soviet (my mom) was being horny. Then they judge me, so I judge them with a knife to the chest 47 times.
Why don't orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
The boy ran into the gym, why?
Because he wanted to ketch-up with everyone. Also, he got pun-ishment from his "momster."
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
Q: Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
A: He only comes once a year.
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
If sex with three people is called a "threesome" and sex with two people is called a "twosome," then I know why people call you handsome!
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?” Why can’t he just speak plain English?
Jim's car is swerving all over the road, so a cop pulls him over. "Step out of the car," says the cop. "I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test." "I can't," Jim responds. "You see, I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack." "Alright," says the cop, "then you're going to have to take a blood test." "Can't do that either," Jim responds. "I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won't stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death." "Ok," the cop answers, "then I will need a urine sample." "Sorry," says Jim, "I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low." "Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me." "Can't do that either," responds Jim. "Why not?" demanded the exasperated cop. "Well, because I'm drunk!"
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.