Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
Why Jokes
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
Wanna hear a short joke? Well duh, I mean that's why you're on here... Well, here one...
My life.
Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
Why did the lion say, "I'm faster than you," to the cheetah?
Because it was Halloween!
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
What day can you have sex on?
Answer: Wednesday. Why? Because it's hump day.
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why did the fire not burn the kid? Because it had no lips.
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.
Why did Mr. Peanut die?
His cane snapped!
