Why jokes
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
Why can't you ever fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday!
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To study the FLOW of the WILD.
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes.)
What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Why did the guy run because the girl ripped his penis off?
Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?
To get to the U.S., but he had to show his papers first.
Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?
No more tears.
Hannes asks his mother, "Mom, why are the peanuts called peanuts?" Mom replies, "Because they grow in the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why don't strawberries grow in the earth?" Mom replies: "The giraffes originally had a short neck, but it has grown from giraffe to giraffe. The same thing happened with the strawberries. They grew in the earth and grew higher from harvest to harvest until at some point their stems protruded from the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why is my neck so short?" The mother replies: "So many people died in the First and Second World Wars that our necks could not develop at all. It was the same in the Thirty Years' War. We humans have been in so many wars. The giraffes in none and that's why our neck is so short."
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!