Why jokes
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause he got stuck in the crack! *butt crack*
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
Why did the tomato blush?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
Why can't you ever fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday!
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?
He was scared to get across.
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"