Why jokes

Dessert

Would you like a piece of Africa?

Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.

Pride Month

Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?

It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...

Girlfriend

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

Drama

Why the actual f

is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddam difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, “It’s too offensive,” or something like that. Goddam, just take that shit somewhere else!

Forehead

Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.

Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.

Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.

Horse

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

The horse replies, "My wife just died of cancer, and my alcohol addiction is tearing my family apart."

The bartender responds, saying "Oh" sympathetically. "Sucks to be you!" the bartender yells, throwing a bottle of wine at the horse.

Fart

What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?

What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.

Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?

To get to the U.S., but he had to show his papers first.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.

Story

Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?

Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.

Chemistry

Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?

Because krypton is "stable."

Mum

Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?

Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.

Death

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.