Why jokes
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
Because it’s pointless!
Why did Stephen Hawking go to his fridge but get nothing out?
It was a dummy run.
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?
His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.
LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!
Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.
Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why was the dog so stressed out?
It had a ruff day.
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.
Eric's mom asked her son why his bag was heavy and if it was because of books. Eric replied, "No, magazines."
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Q: Why did Sally fall off the building?
A: Her dad pushed her.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.