Why jokes
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
Why did the Titanic and the iceberg hate each other?
Because the Titanic hit it.
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends.
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home base.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
Why do you go to the bank?
To get money.
When do you run from the bank?
When the cops come.
What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
Why could the zombie not clap? Because it was dead, duh!