Why jokes
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
Why did the doctor turn the orphan down?
Because he is a family doctor.
Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it has many problems.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?