Why jokes
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
One day little Jonny is in class. It is the second day back to school. The teacher is annoyed with the kids, so she goes to the front of the class and says, "If you think you are stupid, stand up." Little Jonny stood up.
The teacher asked him, "Why do you think you're stupid?" Little Jonny said, "I don't think I am stupid."
Then the teacher asked little Jonny why he stood up. Then little Jonny replied, "I just felt bad seeing you standing here alone."
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.
Well, because it's impastable.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why does Sally hate herself? Because Sophie stole her boy.
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!
A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol, and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these. He replies with, "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."