Why jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
Why are we here?
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To show he wasn't a chicken.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Seven ate nine!
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
Why are fish not sleeping? 'Cause the bed is wet.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.