Why jokes
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the only contraction they know.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.