Why jokes
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
Why do trannies suck at being soldiers? Because they have a 41% casualty rate.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
3 boys were having a debate about who had the healthiest grandma.
Boy 1: "I have the healthiest grandma. She is 67 years old and can still do a backflip!"
Boy 2: "No, I have the healthiest grandma. She is 76 years old and can still finish a marathon!"
Boy 3: "I have the healthiest grandma. She is 85 and she is in the hospital..."
Boy 1 and 2, looking confused.
Boy 1: "If she's so healthy, why is she in the hospital?"
Boy 3: "Because she's giving birth right now!"
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was good at SERVING RHYMES.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
Why are nuts on boys?
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
Today I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?
And I activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)