Why jokes
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
What day can you have sex on?
Answer: Wednesday. Why? Because it's hump day.
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
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I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
My friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.
My friend: Oh.
Me: Knock knock.
My friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the bitch house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
Why did the squirrel swim on his back?
To keep his nuts dry.
Why do orphans play GTA 5?
To get wanted!
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?