Why jokes
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
Memes
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why do you call a priest a father? Because calling them daddy would be too sus.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
My mum once told me, "How do you spell Mississippi?" and I said, "Misisipi." But she said, "No, it goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i," and I laughed when she said "pp." Then she said, "Why are you laughing?" I tried saying, "You said pp," but I was laughing too hard.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
So they can get in the cast!
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)