Why jokes
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
Why did the chicken cross the road? To run from poachers.
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."