Why jokes
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
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Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
Why did the man say "hi ti bye?"
Why didn't the rooster cross the road?
Because he was a chicken!
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the cow.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine!
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?
Because it was “two tired”!
Why are orphans so bad at playing poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
Because he comes once a year.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.