Why jokes
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she has no arms.
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
Why are S and U never thirsty?
They drink tea (T).
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
Why do orphans play GTA 5?
To get wanted!
Why did the duck get arrested?
He tried to quack a safe.
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.