Why jokes
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
They need a parent signature.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
Memes
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
What do you do during a shooting? Why, join in, of course...
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because he got stuck in a crack.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Cause every play has a cast.
My mom thinks I need to stop objectifying women. I think she is overreacting.
She asked why I broke up with the last girl, and I said,
"It didn't work out."
She told me to be more specific, so I said,
"I just told you, she didn't exercise."
Why does Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise?
Because of all the boys he'll see.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master's degree.
Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?
To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"