Why jokes
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why do you call a priest a father? Because calling them daddy would be too sus.
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.