why is there only 363 days in a orphan calendar because they don't have mothers day or fathers day
Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms 'knock knock" whos there not sally
Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!
Why does a girl orphan want a boyfriend? To finally call someone Daddy!
Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
why was the orphan single. Because it could not call someone daddy
Why are the Americans good at rubix cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colours.
Why can’t orphans be gay
They no one to call daddy
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?
Leather armor is made of hide.
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Why doesn't a skeleton to dance. Because he had no body to dance with. Lol sans
why did the chicken cross the road?
the chicken next to him farted.
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Why is it so easy to bully an orphan. What are they gonna do tell there mum
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A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was “She was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?” The wife reply’s “Change the damn diaper you idiot.”
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
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Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me, because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
