Why jokes
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
Once a monkey lived in a jamun tree. His friend, a crocodile, came there to eat jamun everyday. The second day, he ate some jamun and left some for his wife. Soon, his wife said, "Why don't you kill this monkey?"
The crocodile was sad and then asked the monkey to come to his place. The monkey said, "What if I drown?" The crocodile said, "Jump on my back." The monkey jumped on his back. The crocodile soon said, "I am gonna kill you. My wife is sick and wants to eat your heart." The monkey said, "I left my heart on the jamun tree." Then the crocodile swam back to the jamun tree and the monkey jumped on the tree.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Student: Why does everyone hate me?
Another student: Because U got the A last night.
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To poo in the toilet.