Why jokes
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
Me: Help, I'm stuck in a trap.
Friend: What kind?
Me: It's called life. Yeah, I've been trying to get out of it for six years now, it just won't let me go.
Friend: That's not funny..
Me: Yeah? Nor is wanting to die, yet I'm still over here laughing every time I try to.
Friend: I'm calling your mom.
Me: She knows.
Friend: What's she doing to help, then?
Me: She's supposed to help?
Friend: Have you told your dad?
Me: I will when he comes back.
Friend: Where is he?
Me: I don't know, he's been gone for 15 years.
Friend: ....
Me: What?
Friend: Why?
Me: Why what?
Friend: Why would you joke like that?
Me: I was joking..
Friend: I know.
Me: Oh. I didn't know.
Friend:...
Me: Have a nice day, I'll see you tomorrow... Maybe...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why do Chinese people need glasses to see better?
All they need to do is open their eyes.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."