Why jokes

Manhole

Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?

Because every manhole needs a cover.

Father

Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?

They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.

Trans woman

Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?

They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.

Depression

It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.

Memes

Sandwich

Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?

A: Because BB-8 it.

Ya it's bad:)

T Rex

Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.

Cast

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Cause every play has a cast.

Woman

My mom thinks I need to stop objectifying women. I think she is overreacting.

She asked why I broke up with the last girl, and I said,

"It didn't work out."

She told me to be more specific, so I said,

"I just told you, she didn't exercise."

Emo

Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!

Cremation

Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?

To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.

Well

Why did the old man fall into the well? He couldn't see that well.

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  • Race

    Why did the lion lose the race? Because he was playing with a cheetah.

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