Why jokes
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad.
The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men's jobs, and why they were at the beach.
"I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win."
"I'm an accountant," said the second man. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same."
The first two men turned to the third, sad man. "What do you do?" they asked.
"I'm a pickpocket," said the third man. "My doctor sent me here."
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!