Why jokes
My mom thinks I need to stop objectifying women. I think she is overreacting.
She asked why I broke up with the last girl, and I said,
"It didn't work out."
She told me to be more specific, so I said,
"I just told you, she didn't exercise."
A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
Why do strippers never care about things?
Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for $20 an hour.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because he got stuck in a crack.
What do you do during a shooting? Why, join in, of course...
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Cause every play has a cast.
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
My mum once told me, "How do you spell Mississippi?" and I said, "Misisipi." But she said, "No, it goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i," and I laughed when she said "pp." Then she said, "Why are you laughing?" I tried saying, "You said pp," but I was laughing too hard.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.