Why jokes
Why did the fire not burn the kid? Because it had no lips.
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
I wondered why the baseball was getting closer...
Then it hit me!
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana? They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.