Why jokes
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
why did i laugh at this? this is alot like someone I know.. hmm- ( in the cmmts write who u think it is!)
Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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I'd rather kiss a cactus than kiss you. Wanna know why?
Because at least I'd feel something with the cactus than I ever could with you.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
Why are S and U never thirsty?
They drink tea (T).
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!