Why jokes
Why was the Computer late to work?
'Coz it had a hard drive... LMAO
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling very well!
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
Why is Christianity the most dramatic religion?
Because other religions say, "Do, do, do."
But Christianity says, "Done, done, done!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
So, one day I walk up to my sister and tell her that she is adopted because she doesn't look like anyone in the family. She starts to cry. My mom asks why she's crying, and I say I told her she was adopted and I was there for the adoption, and we have papers. It was all a lie. She is not adopted, and everything is fine.
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why do you go to the bank?
To get money.
When do you run from the bank?
When the cops come.