Why jokes
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
Why are there so few Arab soldiers? Because they always commit suicide on their first day.
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
gay people
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.
Q: Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
A: Because he got hit by a bus.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
Why do people always tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”