Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
What do you do during a shooting? Why, join in, of course...
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because he got stuck in a crack.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Cause every play has a cast.
Why does Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise?
Because of all the boys he'll see.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
My mom thinks I need to stop objectifying women. I think she is overreacting.
She asked why I broke up with the last girl, and I said,
"It didn't work out."
She told me to be more specific, so I said,
"I just told you, she didn't exercise."
Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!