Why jokes

Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.

Why is the queen the most powerful piece in chess?

Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.

Why are dogs born with balls?

They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."

Why can't an orphan be gay?

They have no one to call daddy.

I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?

Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?

Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.

Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?

Because it's an easy target.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?

Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.

Why can't orphans go to Costco?

Because it's a family shop.

Why did the orphan join the baseball team?

Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?

So he could drop some WORDPLAY.

Why do orphans love Home Alone?

They like to see a familiar picture.

My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?

Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.

Why can orphans not play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

Q: Why did the chip run away?

A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.

Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Joe: Why?

Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.

Jimmy: Knock knock.

Joe: Who’s there?

Jimmy: It’s the chicken.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn’t peeling very well.