Why jokes
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
So they can get in the cast!
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
What do you do during a shooting? Why, join in, of course...
Memes
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because he got stuck in a crack.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
My mum once told me, "How do you spell Mississippi?" and I said, "Misisipi." But she said, "No, it goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i," and I laughed when she said "pp." Then she said, "Why are you laughing?" I tried saying, "You said pp," but I was laughing too hard.
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
They need a parent signature.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)