Why jokes
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
Why can't you kill a hooker?
Because they're dead inside anyway.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was hit by a bus.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
"Johnny, why wave?"
"Hi, Goo!"
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
Why do orphans only have iPhone 10+?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!