Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why do you call a priest a father? Because calling them daddy would be too sus.
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Cause every play has a cast.
A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
Why do strippers never care about things?
Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for $20 an hour.
My mom thinks I need to stop objectifying women. I think she is overreacting.
She asked why I broke up with the last girl, and I said,
"It didn't work out."
She told me to be more specific, so I said,
"I just told you, she didn't exercise."