Why jokes
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
Memes
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
So they can get in the cast!
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?
To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
My mom thinks I need to stop objectifying women. I think she is overreacting.
She asked why I broke up with the last girl, and I said,
"It didn't work out."
She told me to be more specific, so I said,
"I just told you, she didn't exercise."
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
Why does the military recruit orphans?
Because homing missiles don’t target them.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
Why do strippers never care about things?
Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for $20 an hour.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Cause every play has a cast.