Why jokes
Dear Gwen,
Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!
TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!
BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!
Please comment good or not! Irdc!
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
Two friends are in a hospital lobby. Friend 2 notices Friend 1 crying.
Friend 1: "*crying hysterically*"
Friend 2: "Why are you crying?"
Friend 1: "I came here for a blood test."
Friend 2: "So? Are you afraid?"
Friend 1: "No. For the blood test, they cut my finger."
Friend 2: "*crying hysterically*"
Friend 1: "Why are you crying?"
Friend 2: "I came here for a urine test."
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
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Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
Why was the whale sad?
Because he is blue!
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES.
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?
A: He was scared the juice might come out.
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
Why does the Avon lady walk funny?
Because her lipstick!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.