Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
Why Jokes
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
What do you do during a shooting? Why, join in, of course...
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because he got stuck in a crack.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Cause every play has a cast.
Why does Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise?
Because of all the boys he'll see.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
My mom thinks I need to stop objectifying women. I think she is overreacting.
She asked why I broke up with the last girl, and I said,
"It didn't work out."
She told me to be more specific, so I said,
"I just told you, she didn't exercise."
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
Why did the old man fall into the well? He couldn't see that well.
Why did the lion lose the race? Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
