Why jokes
It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
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Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why do you call a priest a father? Because calling them daddy would be too sus.
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.