Why jokes
Do you know why there is no “f” in “orphan?”
Because it stands for family.
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old.
She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence (Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
Me: Hey, Mom? Why do we celebrate birthdays?
Mom: Because that's the day a new life was born, and people are born every day so every day is a special day.
My thoughts: And my friend wonders why I have depression...
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
Why are Americans so good at shooting?
We have the best schools for it.
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby? Because two "Wong's" don't make a white.
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.