Why jokes
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...
*disconnected*
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Why is the Navy gay?
There all seamen.
Why could the zombie not clap? Because it was dead, duh!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fuck you, that's why.