Why jokes
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't people understand these jokes?
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home base.
Why don’t pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.
Why were Adam and Eve's sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the other side.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.