Why jokes
A guy was doing bad things and died and went to hell.
Demon: Why you sad?
Guy: I’m in hell, can’t you see?
Demon: Well, we have fun here at hell.
Guy: Really? Nice.
Demon: We do sleeping in on Mondays.
Guy: OoOoOo
Demon: Tuesdays we swim in our lava or dive in fire. If you die, you’re already dead ☠️
Guy: Ok, does that mean I’m a ghost?
Demon: No, you're not a ghost.
Demon: Wednesdays we do a dance party and smoke and drink 🍺
Guy: Ooooooo, I can’t wait 😜
Demon: Thursdays we drink all day until we throw up and die, and you're already dead, remember that?
Guy: Ok, but I am dead, and if I die again, I was already dead, right?
Demon: Yup.
Demon: I have a question: Are you gay, and do you like kissing fire girls, and if you die, you are already dead?
Guy: Ummm, I am not gay, and I don’t like kissing fire girls 😱😱😱
Demon: Then you won’t like Friday or Saturday or Sunday, heheh.
Guy: I’m dead for real in the hell 🪦🏴☠️☠️☠️💀
Hell helll helll R.I.P hell is gone for now.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Why did a cop in the 1960s cross the road? To arrest a faggot for cross-dressing.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.