Why jokes
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"
Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Memes
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?
Answer: The box said 3-5 years!
I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because he got stuck in a crack.
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
So they can get in the cast!
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
What do you do during a shooting? Why, join in, of course...
Why does the military recruit orphans?
Because homing missiles don’t target them.
Why do strippers never care about things?
Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for $20 an hour.
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
They need a parent signature.