Why don't stags buy drugs? Because they are too deer.
Why Jokes
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle š².
Why canāt orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?
Because white people have white privilege.
Why donāt you peel a banana?
Itās too hard to kill your nana.
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
Why donāt you have a pet cheetah?
There cheetah you.
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
Why canāt you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet? Because the āpā is silent.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
Why am I happy? I'm dead.
Why could the blind man not see?
Answer: Because he is blind.
My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
