Why jokes
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
Why did the cats go in the litterbox?? To take a poop!
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.