Why jokes
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to his job at KFC!
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.