Why jokes
Why did Beyoncé say, "to the left, to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to a chicken.
Why is Santa so fat?
He only comes once a year.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
It can’t find home.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Me: Hey, Mom? Why do we celebrate birthdays?
Mom: Because that's the day a new life was born, and people are born every day so every day is a special day.
My thoughts: And my friend wonders why I have depression...
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.