Why jokes
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
Why was the whale sad?
Because he is blue!
Why did the guy get the hose?
Because the girl was smoking hot.
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
Why did the camel cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?
Because he was too stuffed.
My daughter came home from school later than usual. I was panicking, then at 5:30 p.m. she arrived, not walking but in a bus 🚌. I asked, "Where the hell did this bus come from?" She said, "The garage in the alleyway, Mama. I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons. You like her? She is called Belle Bus." My face was just: 😑 How did you get the bus here? She replies with a whisper, "I drove her through five gardens, a house, and two police cars!" 🙃 So that explains why you have handcuffs on. "Yeah!"
Why did the man walk into a bar?
Because he just broke up and he needs alcohol, you dummy!
Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!