Why jokes
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH!
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!