Why jokes
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
Why was Santa Santa?
Because it was Santa! Hahahaha ππππππ
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I donβt know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.