Why jokes
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!