Why jokes
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT BARS in the kitchen!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his rap sheet!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES.