Why jokes
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
Watch my videos and find out!!! 🤸♀️🕯📷💰😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.