Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
Why Jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
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Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
