Why jokes
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
A drunk walks into a bar and says, "All lawyers are assholes!" A guy at the other end of the bar says, "I resent that!" The drunk says, "Why, are you a lawyer?" and the other guy says, "No, I'm an asshole!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
GF: Laying down.
BF: GROANING
GF: Are you good at aiming and shooting?
BF: Yeah, why?
GF: Shoot that did in there.
BF: Mmmhuugh
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?
He won't separate the whites from the colors...
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
Little Johnny comes down for breakfast because he lives on a farm, and his mother asks if he has done his chores or not.
"Not yet," says little Johnny, so he goes to feed the chickens, cows, and pigs. He ends up kicking the chickens, cows, and pigs and goes inside and asks why he got a dry bowl of cereal. His mother responds with, "I saw you kick the chickens, so no eggs for a week. I also saw you kick the pigs, so no bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cows, so no milk for a week either."
Little Johnny's father comes downstairs and kicks the cats. Little Johnny looks at his mother and says, "You want to tell him, or should I?"
Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the airport.