Why jokes
Why do some kids have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?
Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
"Why is Peter Pan always flying?"
"He never lands."
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Why did the pencil want to kill himself?
He had no point in life.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!