Why jokes
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
My friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: No.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because you are a joke.
Friend: Your life is too...
Me: :)
Friends :)
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.