Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Why Jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
Why did the chicken cross the road? Nuts!
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It felt like it.
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
Because he got fired!
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why drink water and not bleach?
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
