Why jokes
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.