Why jokes
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
An old lady walks into an ice cream store. A clerk greets her and says, "What will it be today, ma'am? We have every flavor you can imagine." The old lady says, "Well, I guess I'd like a quart of chocolate ice cream." The clerk says, "Sorry, ma'am, we're out of chocolate today. Any other flavor we'll have." "Ok," she replies, "Why don't you just give me a pint of chocolate ice cream?" The clerk says a little louder in case she's hard of hearing, "Sorry, ma'am, but we're fresh out of chocolate ice cream." The old lady says, "Oh, ok. Why don't you just get me a cone with one scoop of chocolate ice cream?"
Finally, totally exasperated, the clerk says, "Wait a minute, lady. Can you spell 'Van' as in vanilla?" "Why of course, young man," she says, "V-A-N." "Right," the clerk says, "Can you spell 'Straw' as in strawberry?" "Well of course, 'Straw'," she replied. "Ok, then," he says, "Now spell 'Fuck' as in chocolate." She says, "There's no 'Fuck' in chocolate." He says, "That's what I've been trying to tell you... THERE'S NO FUCKING CHOCOLATE!!!"
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
Why did the steward not receive his passport? Because his face was not valid!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying, I asked her where her parents were. She cried louder. That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage.
A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."