Why jokes
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES.
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
Why did the pencil want to kill himself?
He had no point in life.