Why jokes
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A: To find Pooh!
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
Why do Catholic priests suck on the cock of a young boy in his parish?
Because it tastes like a Vienna sausage.
Why did Gemma fall off her bike?
She got hit by a fridge.
Why can’t you ever trick an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday. 🤭
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
Why did the math book kill itself?
It had too many problems.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.