Why jokes
Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.