Why jokes
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"
Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂
"Herishy, me lava u, why did u leave mee? Wahh wahh baby sharka, doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie..."
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?
Because the format of them is ugly.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
How do you punish Helen Keller? You stick a toilet plunger in the toilet.
Why can't Helen Keller have kids? It went up too far.
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.