Why jokes
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender.
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Why can't I drink tea??
Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.