Why jokes
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE through the BEATS!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed.
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT BARS in the kitchen!
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.