Why jokes
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.