Why jokes
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards?
They were going through a stage!
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.