Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.