Why jokes
Why do Native Americans hate snow? Because it's white and settles on their land.
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why crack your fingers when you can finger your crack?
Why did Catholic women stop going to church?
Because it takes Jesus three days to rise.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was too shallow.
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢
Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):
"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"
Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle? Because there are cheetahs!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it!