Why jokes
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
When the washer started running, why did you join me?
Because I had to catch it.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?
Because it's stable.
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A: Because they're Santa's Starbucks!
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.