Why jokes
Why is 2020 the worst year? Because COVID-19!
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Answer: They don’t know where home is.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.