Why jokes
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some COSMIC RHYMES!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH!
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
Why can't lesbians wear makeup while on a diet?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig while Mary Kay is sitting on their face.
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win