Why jokes
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender.
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.
Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
Why do some kids have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?
Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.
Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not with a "c"?
Because you can't C in the dark!
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.