Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards?
They were going through a stage!
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.