Why jokes
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
Are you an orphanage?
Why?
Because I wanna put my kids in you.
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
Why do white people carry Confederate flags?
To remind us that they are losers.
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
Why is Lani Jesus? Go die.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's!
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
'Cause it's a car-PET.
Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"
Girlfriend: "No."
Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”