Why jokes

Orphan

Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?

Because it's family-size.

Death

Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)

Orphan

Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.

Blood

The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.

Elephant

Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?

Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.

Orphan

Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

Answer: They don’t know where home is.

Orphan

Why did the orphan go outside the school?

Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.

Fish

There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.

Why did they only come home with 3 fish?

(Answer)

There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.

If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?

Orphan

Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.

Orphan

Why can't orphans close their video games?

Because they can't find the home button.