Why jokes
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! š¤§
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Why canāt orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
Why is 2020 the worst year? Because COVID-19!
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why canāt an orphan play baseball?
They donāt know where home is.
Why canāt orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
Why canāt an orphan play baseball?
Answer: They donāt know where home is.