Why jokes
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.