Why jokes
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
Why was Santa Santa?
Because it was Santa! Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!