Why jokes
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
There was once a young sister who never got anything good for her birthday, and she was sick of it. So one day the girl asked for a puppy, and the parents said yes.
When she got the puppy, he was nice, but the puppy needed food every two minutes. The parents eventually got sick of it and came up with a plan. Two weeks passed and the younger and less fat sister asked where her other sister was as she wanted to play Barbies. “And also, why haven’t you been feeding the dog? He needs food, you know.” The parents only answered with “Oh! Yes, you can have a room all to yourself now. And about the puppy...he won’t need feeding for years.”
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
Why are orphans so bad at football?
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms. "Knock knock." Who's there? Not Sally.
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Why did two red heads fall off the plane? Because they were so damn blind.
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? -- To keep his ankles warm.
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He just couldn't see that well.
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
Why does the Marine Corps have the best uniforms?
Because the Navy wants their bitches to look nice.