Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?
Because it's stable.
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
Why was the Computer late to work?
'Coz it had a hard drive... LMAO
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀