Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
Why Jokes
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
"Why is Peter Pan always flying?"
"He never lands."
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.
