Why jokes
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.