Why jokes
Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Why is Helen Keller's child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
Why are orphans so bad at football?
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never lands.
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was hit by a bus.
One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!
Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.
Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
Why did Paul Walker drown?
Because he was too busy carpooling.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.