Why jokes
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause it was stuck in the crack... *buttcrack*
Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.