Why jokes
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find the right direction for his FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some COSMIC RHYMES!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.