Why jokes
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Why can't I drink tea??
Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A: Because they're Santa's Starbucks!
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender.
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Answer: They don’t know where home is.