Why jokes
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Why?
Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't lesbians wear makeup while on a diet?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig while Mary Kay is sitting on their face.
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?
Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.