Why jokes
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to his owner.
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
Why was the Computer late to work?
'Coz it had a hard drive... LMAO
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.