Why jokes
I don't have much motivation for things, that's why I haven't yet killed myself, hehe.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had a lot of chill flows.
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Teacher: What's your favorite animal?
Me: Desert Eagle.
Teacher: Why?
Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.
I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins.
I was about to run and tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden...
Why don’t pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.