Why jokes
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?
Work came to a grinding halt.
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?