Why jokes
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
Are you an orphanage?
Why?
Because I wanna put my kids in you.
Why are mountains never serious?
Because they’re hill areas.
If you read this picture, go get some bleach/holy water.
Why is the thief so good at basketball? Because he can shoot, steal, and run.
Why are white teenagers the best for the army? They are good at shooting things up.
Two brothers play on the street. One of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is, they go to their mum and ask what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately.
Guys go back to the yard, surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: "Why did mum get so angry?" The other: "I have no idea, thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside!"
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
Why does an orphan love to go to church?
Because they have someone to call father.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
Yo mama is so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
Why is Johnson's baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo?
Too many cheetahs!
Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
The white guy actually did it.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
Because he only cums once a year.
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.