Why jokes
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
Why do orphans have only 363 days in their calendar year?
Because they don't have father's and mother's days.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he gets to call someone father.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
Why were Adam and Eve's sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.
“Huh, I wonder why he needs a mop?”
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.