Why don't midgets use tampons? Answer: They are always tripping over the string.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it’s like to be wanted
Q: Why did the chef get fired? A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
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Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
(Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
Why did the orphan want to become a prostitute?
To get a daddy
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
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Why does sally have a 100 sisters? She lives in a orphanage
Why cant Stephen hawking be a rocket league car? because he cant jump for a aerial
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE it's fine for someone to say boys against girls but the moment I say blacks against whites I'm the bad guy
Why can’t orphans say I’m in the ghetto? Because they can’t say I’m in a home
Why cant orphans work at S.C Johnson?
Because its a family company...
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? -- All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
Why did the boy 👦 throw the clock 🕒 out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why was baptism invented. How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys.
