Why jokes
Why does the Avon lady walk funny?
Because her lipstick!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"
Girlfriend: "No."
Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
Why do orphans hate the letter F?
Because the F stands for the family that didn't want them.