Why jokes
Why is Johnson's baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
Why does Hitler deserve heaven? Because he killed Hitler.
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
Memes
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
DAD: I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage.
SON: Why?
DAD: You're going to need them.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?
Because they have a history of separating colors.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
Why is the orphan failing all his classes? He can't do homework.
Why did the OREO go to the dentist?
Because he needed a filling. 😂
Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
The white guy actually did it.
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
This is how my mom always threatens me: "I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too." That's why I only have 2 siblings left.
I wonder where the bodies are?
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
Why is an orphan so scared of the dark?
They don't have a dad to check the closet.
Why don't midgets use tampons?
Answer: They are always tripping over the string.