Why jokes
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!
Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.
“Huh, I wonder why he needs a mop?”
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.