Why jokes
Two brothers play on the street. One of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is, they go to their mum and ask what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately.
Guys go back to the yard, surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: "Why did mum get so angry?" The other: "I have no idea, thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside!"
Why does an orphan love to go to church?
Because they have someone to call father.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
Yo mama is so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo?
Too many cheetahs!
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
Because he only cums once a year.
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
Why is Johnson's baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company...
Why are Americans so dumb?
Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line, he comes across a woman who isn't saluting.
"Why are you not saluting like the others?" Hitler barks.
"Mein Führer, I'm the nurse," she responds. "I'm not crazy!"
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!