Why jokes

Employee

Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?

Because they always come out clean.

Memes

9/11

You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣

Orphanage

DAD: I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage.

SON: Why?

DAD: You're going to need them.

Stereotype

Why don't Indians play soccer?

Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.

Rubik's Cube

Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?

Because they have a history of separating colors.

People

Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?

Because they go down so well.

Oreo

Why did the OREO go to the dentist?

Because he needed a filling. 😂

Prison

Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?

The white guy actually did it.

Man

Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?

A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.

Orphan

Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.

Sibling

This is how my mom always threatens me: "I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too." That's why I only have 2 siblings left.

I wonder where the bodies are?

Orphan

Why is an orphan so scared of the dark?

They don't have a dad to check the closet.