Why jokes
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo?
Too many cheetahs!
Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
Memes
Why is Santa's sack so big?
Because he only cums once a year.
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
Why does Hitler deserve heaven? Because he killed Hitler.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
DAD: I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage.
SON: Why?
DAD: You're going to need them.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?
Because they have a history of separating colors.
Why is the orphan failing all his classes? He can't do homework.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
Why did the OREO go to the dentist?
Because he needed a filling. 😂
Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
The white guy actually did it.