Q: Why did the chef get fired? A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
why are americans so dumb?
because they shoot the ones that go to school
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
Why did the orphan want to become a prostitute?
To get a daddy
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
Why does sally have a 100 sisters? She lives in a orphanage
Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison.
The white guy actually did it.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE it's fine for someone to say boys against girls but the moment I say blacks against whites I'm the bad guy
Why can’t orphans say I’m in the ghetto? Because they can’t say I’m in a home
Why cant orphans work at S.C Johnson?
Because its a family company...
(Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? -- All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
Why was baptism invented. How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys.
why is 6 afraid of 7?
because 7 is a registered 6 offender
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C
Because they can’t c there parents
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles there balls
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why did the boy 👦 throw the clock 🕒 out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!
