Why jokes
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo?
Too many cheetahs!
Why is Santa's sack so big?
Because he only cums once a year.
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.
Memes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
Why is Johnson's baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company...
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
Why does Hitler deserve heaven? Because he killed Hitler.
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
DAD: I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage.
SON: Why?
DAD: You're going to need them.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?
Because they have a history of separating colors.
Why is the orphan failing all his classes? He can't do homework.