Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
Why does Hitler deserve heaven? Because he killed Hitler.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?
Because they have a history of separating colors.
Why did the OREO go to the dentist?
Because he needed a filling. 😂
A guy starts chatting to a pretty woman at a party.
Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said, looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
‘BJ Titsngolf’