Why jokes
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
Yo mama is so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo?
Too many cheetahs!
If you read this picture, go get some bleach/holy water.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
Because he only cums once a year.
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why is Johnson's baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company...
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
The white guy actually did it.
Why does Hitler deserve heaven? Because he killed Hitler.
Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line, he comes across a woman who isn't saluting.
"Why are you not saluting like the others?" Hitler barks.
"Mein Führer, I'm the nurse," she responds. "I'm not crazy!"
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣