Why jokes
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay?
Because if they did, they'd be bay gulls.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
A: To hide up cherry trees.
Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: Giraffes eating cherries.
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.