Why jokes
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards?
They were going through a stage!
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.