Why jokes
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them, haha!
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? "We are Family."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? "Family Guy."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? "Meet the Parents."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
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What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
Why can't lesbians wear makeup while on a diet?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig while Mary Kay is sitting on their face.
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win
An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.
What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!