Why jokes
I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.
The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"
My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
So, we all know that old kids' joke: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well, why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
Why can’t orphanage kids play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
The teacher asked, "Why are you in school on a Saturday?"
I told her my mum told me to go to hell.
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't see in the dark.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
Why is my dick like a balloon? The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.