Why jokes

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they have nowhere to run home.

Orphan

Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.

Bean

How many beans are there in Irish chili?

Answer: 239

Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?

Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."

Orphan

Why do people always bully orphans?

'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can never get a home run. 😭

9/11

Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.

Jesus

Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!

Porn

Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.

Orphan

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they can’t find their way home.

Test

My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"

I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."

She was amazed!