Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
Why Jokes
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards?
They were going through a stage!
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
