Why jokes
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find the right direction for his FLOW.