Why jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.