Why jokes
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
Why didn't the butcher cut the fillet?
Because it was a misteak.
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
Why can’t Sally get a hair cut? She has cancer.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?
Because they have a history of separating colors.
Why is suicide illegal?
Because it destroys government property.
If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.
After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.
And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"
God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.