Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why Jokes
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”
Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”
Boy: “Yeah, why?”
Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause it was stuck in the crack... *buttcrack*
