Why jokes
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The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
A girl said to me yesterday, "I don't know why men act like they are better than women, we all know women are supreme." I was confused, so I asked her how, and she told me, "Well, us women have a pussy, ass, and tits, while guys only have a penis. Women have 3 things while guys only have 1. Women are obviously supreme over men." I told her, "Actually, guys have more than women." "How so?" "Men have rights."
I was digging in my backyard and found a chest of coins. I wanted to run inside and tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging in the backyard.
Why did the van cross the road?
To get to the school for the little kids.
I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
...Because there's always a cast!
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
I'd rather kiss a cactus than kiss you. Wanna know why?
Because at least I'd feel something with the cactus than I ever could with you.