Why jokes
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
Why is the beach friendly?
Because it waves!
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?
Sally's used to being blind!
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.