Why jokes
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
Why did the Democrats act like an asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive?
Because they fear him.
Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the airport.
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for buns!
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause there is no home to run to.
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She didn't have any arms, remember!
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the bitch house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!