Why jokes
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had a lot of chill flows.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine!
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
Why am I idiot?
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.