Why jokes
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
Why does my mum eat carrots?
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Why can't orphans go to field trips?
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Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/