Why jokes
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.