Why jokes
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
A guy is due to meet his friends for drinks at a bar but arrives late. When he does eventually turn up his friends ask why he is late.
The guy says, "Well, you won't believe what just happened. I was walking my usual route via the rail tracks when suddenly I saw a young, naked woman tied up next to the tracks. Of course I untied her and we had sex because I freed her."
The friends are cheering and one friend asks, "So... did you get any head?"
The guy replies, "No, I couldn't find it."
Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Why do cheetahs always cheat?
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
Why was the chicken black and the other were white? Adoption!
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?
Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.
Friend: Want to play Fall Guys?
Friend 2: Yup.
Friend: Ok, so let me ju- wait, where are you going?
Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off.
Friend: Why?
Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?
He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.