Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them, haha!
Why Jokes
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? "We are Family."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? "Family Guy."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? "Meet the Parents."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
Next: Inappropriate Jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
