Why jokes
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
Why did the boy shoot the clock?
I have a joke about death.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Think about it :)
Why did the clown fall off his bike?
Because the neighbor threw a washing machine at him.
Why do orphans have water in their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause it was stuck in the crack... *buttcrack*
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
The white guy actually did it.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger-licking good.
Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to? Because they were born without a penis.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.