Why jokes
Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
Why is Michael Jackson so weak?
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?
They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?
Because it was “two tired”!
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
Hi, my name isn't Pi.
Look up at the sky and wonder why.
Why are you alive?
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.