Why jokes
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
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Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.