Why jokes
My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby? Because two "Wong's" don't make a white.
Why shouldn't you trust trees? Because they seem shady.
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans work at AC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."
I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."