Why jokes
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why is the beach friendly?
Because it waves!
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
Why am I idiot?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine!
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.