Why jokes
Why do Russians drink grizzly bear piss?
Since vodka in Russia is so weak, Russians need a strong drink to get drunk.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.
Why shouldn't you trust trees? Because they seem shady.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.