Why jokes

Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?

Why did the chicken cross the road? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!

Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?

Because they need parents' signature.

Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.

Sorry.

Why are you sorry?

Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.

Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?

Because it has no home button.

Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!

Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."

Why are you gay?

Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?

It was too cold because they did not have a home.

What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you, and what is the dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you?

The most annoying thing your parents can say: "Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!" No, you can't have any dessert until you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!)

The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: "Why is your name Crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird!" (That is really annoying if you ask me!)

Thanks for reading this...bye!

Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?

Why are white people so white?

Because they forgot to urine on lotion.

Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?

Because he's their father.

What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.

Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.

Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?

They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.

Why was the rapper always calm?

Because he had a lot of chill flows.

"Why am I ugly?"

Google would like to operate your camera.

Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house?

Because he was grounded.