Why jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I have 25 friends from the alphabet, but don't ask me why.
Why was 2 afraid of 1?
Because 7 ate 9.
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?
Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when I could go to school and do it for free?
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?
The damages are severe.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.