Why jokes
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the cheetah go to school?
To be a cheetah.
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?
Work came to a grinding halt.
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.
Why can’t Homer Simpson bring his family into Moe’s Tavern?
Because there’s a bartender in there.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his rap sheet!
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
I asked my now ex-boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.
I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.
(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat, so yeah 😂)