Why jokes
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tail.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
A woman is on the edge of a bridge, about to commit suicide, when a strange man comes up to her.
"Tell me, why do you wish to end your life?" he asks in a booming but gentle voice.
"My children died last year in a car crash, I'm battling depression, my husband left me, and I lost my job," she sobs. "I don't wish to live anymore."
The man mulls this over, and proclaims, "I will solve all your problems, as I am a wizard and possess unfathomable abilities. However, you must grant me a blowjob first."
The delighted woman readily agrees, takes him below the bridge, and fulfills his request. After they're done, he asks, "How old are you?"
"37," she replies, wiping her mouth.
"You're 37 and you still believe in wizards?"
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: ______
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down.
Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?
So he could trump that little bitch!
Why do orphans have water in their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Because they looked like me?
Sans: ... Sure.
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
A boy went to a costume party with a girl on his back. Someone asked him what he was supposed to be. He answered, "A turtle."
"Then why do you have a girl on your back?" the guy asked again.
The boy answered, "It's Michelle."
A drunk walks into a bar and says, "All lawyers are assholes!" A guy at the other end of the bar says, "I resent that!" The drunk says, "Why, are you a lawyer?" and the other guy says, "No, I'm an asshole!"
I'll never forget my brother's last words: "Why is there a revolver in your hand?"
Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?
Teacher: 502.
Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Teacher: No, you can't fit an elephant in a fridge!!
Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.
Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: open door, put giraffe in, close door
Student: No! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one?
Teacher: let me guess the lion?
Student: No! The giraffe because He's in a fridge.
Teacher: WOW!
Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?
Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?
Student: The gators are at the party.
Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?
Teacher: She drowned?!
Student: No! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
Q: Why did frosty pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snowblower coming.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
Because it's the only time they are wanted.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.