Why jokes
Why is it always cold in the hospital?
To keep the vegetables fresh.
Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
Hollow Knight Meme
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby? Because two "Wong's" don't make a white.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the chili blush?
Because it was so hot!
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.