Why jokes
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
Why do orphans always become criminals?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
Why is sex with pandas so much fun?
I don't know, it just is. 🐼
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
Why are nuts on boys?
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was good at SERVING RHYMES.
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To study the FLOW of the WILD.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.