Why jokes
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?
Why don't gay men perform anilingus on each other in Greece?
Because anilingus is against the law in Greece.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
Amy why the invisible pfp
Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Why can't Stephen Hawking win any arguments?
Because he can't stand up for himself.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.
Then it hit me.
Son: Dad, I need a new butt.
Dad: Why, son?
Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.