Why jokes
Why do Russians drink grizzly bear piss?
Since vodka in Russia is so weak, Russians need a strong drink to get drunk.
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?
ITS THE APOCALYPSE
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"
God replies, "So she would love you..."
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.