Why jokes
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he gets to call someone father.
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way to the BEAT!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
Why do orphans hate the letter F?
Because the F stands for the family that didn't want them.
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
I don't understand why people hide under their blankets. It's not like the killer's gonna be like, "I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket."
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
A robot walks into a bar and orders a martini.
The bartender is flabbergasted that a robot can do that.
"New around here?" said the bartender.
"Nah, been here a while," said the robot.
Bartender "You can talk?"
Robot "Yeah, pretty cool, huh."
Bartender "Why do you want a martini?"
Robot "Oh, I'm just in the mood for one, you know?"
The bartender is shocked to see a robot making completely normal small talk.
The robot seems to be just like a normal human.
"Wow, who programmed you?" asked the bartender.
"The top minds in the world," said the robot.
The robot speaks again, "I have a question for you..."
Bartender, "What?"
"Why did you read this entire story? It does not have a punchline. I just wasted your time. Get bamboozled, nerd!"
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they are fucking assholes.