Why jokes
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me later!"
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.
August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
A man entered the bank branch and asked the teller to withdraw his account balance. The teller debited his account and gave the man all his money. Then the man counted the money and asked the teller to deposit it back into his account.
The teller asked the man why he withdrew the money and deposited it back. Then the man replied, "I wanted to make sure all my money is safe and tallies with my records."
Lol
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣