Why jokes
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
Why do orphans want to be communist?
So they would have a motherland.
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
Why did the boy get run over?
Sally was driving.
Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tail.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
A woman is on the edge of a bridge, about to commit suicide, when a strange man comes up to her.
"Tell me, why do you wish to end your life?" he asks in a booming but gentle voice.
"My children died last year in a car crash, I'm battling depression, my husband left me, and I lost my job," she sobs. "I don't wish to live anymore."
The man mulls this over, and proclaims, "I will solve all your problems, as I am a wizard and possess unfathomable abilities. However, you must grant me a blowjob first."
The delighted woman readily agrees, takes him below the bridge, and fulfills his request. After they're done, he asks, "How old are you?"
"37," she replies, wiping her mouth.
"You're 37 and you still believe in wizards?"
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: ______
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down.
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?
So he could trump that little bitch!
Why do orphans have water in their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Because they looked like me?
Sans: ... Sure.
A drunk walks into a bar and says, "All lawyers are assholes!" A guy at the other end of the bar says, "I resent that!" The drunk says, "Why, are you a lawyer?" and the other guy says, "No, I'm an asshole!"
A boy went to a costume party with a girl on his back. Someone asked him what he was supposed to be. He answered, "A turtle."
"Then why do you have a girl on your back?" the guy asked again.
The boy answered, "It's Michelle."
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
I'll never forget my brother's last words: "Why is there a revolver in your hand?"
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.