Why jokes
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
I asked my now ex-boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.
I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.
(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat, so yeah 😂)
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.
My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Why can’t Homer Simpson bring his family into Moe’s Tavern?
Because there’s a bartender in there.