Why jokes
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
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Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?
Mercury is Be-Au-Ti-Full!
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?
Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.
High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.
Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.
High school crush: Who is it?
Me: You.
Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)
Me: Fuck that.