Why jokes
Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?
Mercury is Be-Au-Ti-Full!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?
Because it's stable.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.
What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.