Why jokes
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
You want to know why Santa brings such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgeon coming in tomorrow. I'm super excited to work with him. The next day, we had to do our first-ever open heart surgery, so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient. We finished the surgery and went outside for a smoke, and we were talking. I said, "Why did you keep the patient's blood on your glove?"
He replied, "We in my free time I test it for anything diseases, HIV." The next day, I got invited to his house, and we had some drinks. I said, "This is amazing red tea. What is in it?" Just the 2000 people you have cut open.
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Why do you think China should have a baseball team?
They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.