Why jokes
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
I was digging in my garden when I found this chest of gold coins.
I wanted to run inside to tell my wife what I found, but that's when I remembered why I was digging.
Why did the cheetah go to school?
To be a cheetah.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the paraplegic cross the road?
Because they didn't have any handicapped parking spots on his side.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW.
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?
Because krypton is "stable."
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.