Why jokes
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.