Why jokes
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter?
... S'warm!
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
Why do tables never need wheelchairs? Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.
Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.