Why jokes
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Why did the child throw the butter out of the window?
So she could see a butterfly.
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did Wilson die? Cuz he sucks!
Why do orphans only buy iPhone XS?
Because it has a home button.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
He was stuffed.
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
Why are you gay?
Because you are.