Why jokes
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.
“Huh, I wonder why he needs a mop?”
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
East Richmond had a train station, but Richmond is better, why?
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
I don't understand why people hide under their blankets. It's not like the killer's gonna be like, "I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket."
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."