Why jokes
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they're all shellfish.
Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher? Because there was no chemistry...
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
I would too if my name was Braille.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?