Why jokes
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Wanna hear a short joke? Well duh, I mean that's why you're on here... Well, here one...
My life.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
Are you the king of the jungle? 'Cause why are we lying?
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.