Why jokes
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, "I have some bad news for you. You really have to stop masturbating."
The man looks aghast and says, "Oh my God, doc, why?!"
The doctor replies, "I'm trying to examine you."
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
Thanksgiving
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
Elmo: Welcome to the new micronation of Tickelandia.
Dude: Why are we close to Disneyland?
Kid: I don't know.
Elmo: Rule 1, you must not tell the forests or Bob Iger about us.
Meanwhile, Officer: Come on, Elmo, you're going to prison.
*Officer arrests Elmo*
Elmo: But who wants tickles?
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
"Why is Peter Pan always flying?"
"He never lands."
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.