Why jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
There's a kid with loads of new firemen equipment and sees a fire engine go past and the kid asks the firemen, "Come have a look at my new gear." So the firemen go look at his gear, so then the kid says:
"I've got a helmet, a big jacket, and an oxygen tank, and a little wheelbarrow for my gear."
Firemen say: "Why is there a rope tied around a cat's balls?"
The kid says, "So I can have a siren nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.