Why jokes
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He had no home to run to!
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless.
When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"