Why jokes
Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?
He was always tardy.
What day can you have sex on?
Answer: Wednesday. Why? Because it's hump day.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
Why did Mimi cross the road?
She had cancer.
Why can’t an orphan play soccer?
If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Seven is a registered six-offender.
Sans, why did you buy that pillow? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, grhrh. Sans, you f**k! You wake the f**k up! Frisk comes to the room and ./. You tell Papyrus what happened. Hhhuh, human, heeheheheh. Sans didn't pick up his sock, so I punish him. Sans egjf.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He forgot his eggs.
A mom cow's last words were to the mom cow's son. They were, "You are..." then died. The son thought that he was adopted, but then three years later, the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say, "You were adorable." Then she died once more. Then two years later, she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son, "And that's why we adopted you."
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
Why was the dog so stressed out?
It had a ruff day.
Mom: Son, did you go to school?
Son: What if I said yes?
Mom: You are in school! *slap*
Son: Mom, I am moving out and I am moving in with my girlfriend.
Mom: You are with...? Please don't move out =(
Son: Mom, stop! So what if I am moving out? I am moving into my girlfriend's home. It's only for school.
Mom: Well, you are kicked out of my home!
Son: Good.
Mom: I am sad now. Why did he move out?
If you like it, please commit down.
Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out. ... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
Why do ducks have feathers?
So you don't see their butt. *quack* (crack)