Why jokes
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
I was outside digging a six-foot hole when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole.
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father’s or Mother’s Day.
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt-quack.
Why do cows die?
'Cuz they are to beef.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
Why did Sally stay in school?
Because she has no arms, she can’t open the door, and the teacher left!
Why do people shake cigarette boxes?
To wake up the cancer.
Why do people want emo grass? Because it'll cut itself.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."