Why jokes
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Memes
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.
He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.