Why jokes
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can’t hit a home run.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?
Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"
"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."
Why do orphans only have iPhone 10+?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why do orphans have only 363 days in their calendar year?
Because they don't have father's and mother's days.
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.