Why jokes
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.
You want to know why Santa brings such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.