Why jokes

Gym

I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.

Indian

Why don’t Indians play soccer?

Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.

Snow

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and on their land.

Memes

Rapper

Why did the rapper start a gardening business?

He had mad ROOTS in the game.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?

Because he wanted to drop higher bars!

Hand

Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.

Rapper

Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?

He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.

Math

Why are Asians good at math?

Because the dog can’t eat their homework.

Rapper

Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?

Because his bars were ice.

Girl

Arms

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She was born without arms.

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  • Leftist

    Why do leftists strive for a literate population?

    So people can understand their wall of text memes.

    Islam

    Arabic

    Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.

    Atheist

    Adult

    Why won't an American atheist convert to the religion of Islam in the city of Dearborn, Michigan?

    Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be able to join a mosque in the city of Dearborn, Michigan.