Why jokes
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because he was riding the chicken!
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!