Why jokes
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.
Memes
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo? Cause there were only 4 trucks.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
Why did the African 3 year old cry?
He was having a midlife crisis.
Why do orphans have only 363 days in their calendar year?
Because they don't have father's and mother's days.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!