Why jokes

Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They ain't got no home to run to.

Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.

Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.

I was digging in my garden when I found this chest of gold coins.

I wanted to run inside to tell my wife what I found, but that's when I remembered why I was digging.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

Why did the woman cross the road?

What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?

Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?

HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to be there.

Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?

Because they've already been roasted!

A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, "I have some bad news for you. You really have to stop masturbating."

The man looks aghast and says, "Oh my God, doc, why?!"

The doctor replies, "I'm trying to examine you."

Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.

Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?

Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.

Why can't Chinese people play baseball?

Because they ate the bat.

Why were the rappers late for their flight?

They forgot to pack.

Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.

In life, some people have it harder than others.

That's why Viagra exists.

Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when I could go to school and do it for free?

I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.