Why jokes
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his rap sheet!
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Why was the Koala Bear so clever?
Because he had good koalifications!
Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
Do you know why Jesus is so popular with the ladies??
Haven't you ever seen pictures of the guy? He was hung like this... 🤚--------🤪----------✋
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
"Fish, why you no fly?"
"I don't like being caught naked."