Why jokes
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
Why couldn't the orphan have the bag of chips?
It was family size.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.