Why jokes
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house?
Because he was grounded.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
Why couldn't the T-rex clap his hands?
Because he's dead.
Why did the chili blush?
Because it was so hot!
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."
Why was the dog so stressed out?
It had a ruff day.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet?
They only have 4.