Why jokes
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a fight, and 2021.
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, "I have some bad news for you. You really have to stop masturbating."
The man looks aghast and says, "Oh my God, doc, why?!"
The doctor replies, "I'm trying to examine you."
Why did the African 3 year old cry?
He was having a midlife crisis.
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.
Why?
The ducks keep trying to eat him.
Why would they do that?
Because he’s pure-bread.
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
Today, I asked my phone "Siri" why am I still single, and it activated the front camera.