Why jokes
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
A Catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession, and while he is inside the confessional booth, the Catholic priest is sucking his dick, and he says to the Catholic priest, "What are you doing, Father?"
And the priest says, "It's called giving a blowjob."
And the Catholic gay male says, "Why are you giving me a blowjob, Father, inside the confessional booth?"
And the Catholic priest says, "If there was no glory hole in the confessional booth, my son, it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place."
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.
Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?
Because they were using the computer.
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says "No Tres passing."
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.