Why jokes
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t hit home runs.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.