Why jokes
One day Nathan came in ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Nathan, what do you have to say for yourself?" Nathan says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then Dave came in a further ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Dave, what do you have to say for yourself?" Dave says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then Mike came in a further ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Mike, what do you have to say for yourself?" Mike says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then five minutes later a new girl walked in to Mr. Jones's lesson. Mr. Jones is at the end of his tether now and says, "Who are you and why are you late?" The new girl says, "Sir, I'm called Cherry Hill."
Why can't humans hear a dog whistle? -- Because dogs can't whistle.
Why hasn't my dad come back? No seriously, I'm not joking.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
You want to hear a dirty joke?
This guy and this girl were having sex when the guy's boss called to ask why he wasn't at work. The guy responds, "I'm sick." His boss replies, "You don't sound sick." The guy says, "I'm fucking my sister" and hangs up the phone.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run too if your name was dgergbbfdnbj.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "Daddy."
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.
Why do tigers have stripes? They don't want to be spotted.
Why wouldn’t Mr. Bee 🐝 push Ms. Bee 🐝 away?
Because he loves his honey.
Why can orphans not go on field trips? They need a parent signature.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.
Why do people want emo grass? Because it'll cut itself.
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
Why did Sally fall out of the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn’t she get up?
Because she had no friends.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
Why did the Mexican get put on anxiety meds?
Because of Hispanic attacks.
Dad: Son, who do you want to marry when you grow up?
Son: A ugly girl.
Dad: Why not a pretty girl?
Son: A pretty one might run away.
Dad: So an ugly one might too.
Son: Yeah, but who cares?
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
Why does Batman’s mask only cover half of his face?
So the police can see that he’s white.