One day Nathan came in ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Nathan, what do you have to say for yourself?" Nathan says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then Dave came in a further ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Dave, what do you have to say for yourself?" Dave says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then Mike came in a further ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Mike, what do you have to say for yourself?" Mike says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then five minutes later a new girl walked in to Mr. Jones's lesson. Mr. Jones is at the end of his tether now and says, "Who are you and why are you late?" The new girl says, "Sir, I'm called Cherry Hill."
Why Jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "Daddy."
Why can orphans not go on field trips? They need a parent signature.
Why wouldn’t Mr. Bee 🐝 push Ms. Bee 🐝 away?
Because he loves his honey.
Why are there no Olympics in Mexico?
Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
Why do people want emo grass? Because it'll cut itself.
Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.
Friend: Why?
Me: So they would hang themselves.
Why did Sally fall out of the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn’t she get up?
Because she had no friends.
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
Why can't dwarfs be depressed?
Because they are compressed.
Why did the Mexican get put on anxiety meds?
Because of Hispanic attacks.
Dad: Son, who do you want to marry when you grow up?
Son: A ugly girl.
Dad: Why not a pretty girl?
Son: A pretty one might run away.
Dad: So an ugly one might too.
Son: Yeah, but who cares?
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
Q: Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
A: He only comes once a year.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
