Why jokes

Bee

Why wouldn’t Mr. Bee 🐝 push Ms. Bee 🐝 away?

Because he loves his honey.

Olympics

Why are there no Olympics in Mexico?

Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.

Memes

Friend

Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.

Friend: Why?

Me: So they would hang themselves.

Sally

Why did Sally fall out of the swing?

She had no arms.

Why couldn’t she get up?

Because she had no friends.

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  • Garden

    I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

    Marriage

    Dad: Son, who do you want to marry when you grow up?

    Son: A ugly girl.

    Dad: Why not a pretty girl?

    Son: A pretty one might run away.

    Dad: So an ugly one might too.

    Son: Yeah, but who cares?

    Math

    Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.

    Nightmare

    Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?

    A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.

    Movie

    Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.

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  • Olympic team

    Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.

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  • Baptism

    So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.

    Dolphin

    Why are dolphins so smart?

    Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!