Why jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
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I have 25 friends from the alphabet, but don't ask me why.
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
There's no parent signature.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why can't you run through a campground?
Because it's "past tents!"
A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,
"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"
The lady passed out 😵 and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.