Why jokes
Why hasn't my dad come back? No seriously, I'm not joking.
You want to hear a dirty joke?
This guy and this girl were having sex when the guy's boss called to ask why he wasn't at work. The guy responds, "I'm sick." His boss replies, "You don't sound sick." The guy says, "I'm fucking my sister" and hangs up the phone.
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run too if your name was dgergbbfdnbj.
Why wouldn’t Mr. Bee 🐝 push Ms. Bee 🐝 away?
Because he loves his honey.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "Daddy."
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.
Why do tigers have stripes? They don't want to be spotted.
Why can orphans not go on field trips? They need a parent signature.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.
Why do people want emo grass? Because it'll cut itself.
Why did Sally fall out of the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn’t she get up?
Because she had no friends.
I don't get why cancer is so hard to beat. My friend's already on stage 4.
Why does Batman’s mask only cover half of his face?
So the police can see that he’s white.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
Why did the scientist want to take off his doorbell?
Because he wanted to win the no-bell prize.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.