Why jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
A woman exclaims that she was robbed. She was reading in the dark, candles were next to her. She says the thief opens her cabin of jewelry and leaves and enters from the window. He left the window open so she feels a drift of wind coming towards her. She turns the lights on and sees what happened.
The candle wax was going down straight. A policeman closes the window and cabin then tells her she's lying just for the cash reward. Why?
Because if the drift of wind came in, the candle wax would be dripping to the side, not straight!
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Why is a football stadium always so cold?
Answer: Because it has a lot of fans!
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?
Sally's used to being blind!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL