Why jokes
Why can't humans hear a dog whistle? -- Because dogs can't whistle.
Why hasn't my dad come back? No seriously, I'm not joking.
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
You want to hear a dirty joke?
This guy and this girl were having sex when the guy's boss called to ask why he wasn't at work. The guy responds, "I'm sick." His boss replies, "You don't sound sick." The guy says, "I'm fucking my sister" and hangs up the phone.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run too if your name was dgergbbfdnbj.
Why have I not seen these posters in my neighbourhood?
Why do tigers have stripes? They don't want to be spotted.
Why wouldn’t Mr. Bee 🐝 push Ms. Bee 🐝 away?
Because he loves his honey.
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "Daddy."
Why can orphans not go on field trips? They need a parent signature.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.
Why do people want emo grass? Because it'll cut itself.
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
Why did Sally fall out of the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn’t she get up?
Because she had no friends.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
Why does Batman’s mask only cover half of his face?
So the police can see that he’s white.
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
I don't get why cancer is so hard to beat. My friend's already on stage 4.
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.