Why can orphans not go on field trips? They need a parent signature
Why wouldn’t Mr Bee 🐝 push Ms Bee 🐝 away?
Believe he loves his honey.
Why do Java Programmers wear glasses? - Because they don't C#.
Why do people want emo grass? Beacause it’ll cut itself.
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
Why did Sally fall out of the swing She had no arms Why couldn’t she get up Because she had no friends.
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
A husband comes home from work one day and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."
Why are gay ppl so bad at math? Because they cant multiply.
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy ?
Because momma never raised no pussy .
Why cant dwarf be depressed?
Because they are compressed
Why did the Mexican get put on anxiety meds?
Because of hispanic attacks
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
Dad. Son who do you want to marry when you grow up? Son. A ugly girl. Dad. Why not a pretty girl? Son. A pretty one might run away. Dad. So and ugly one might to. Son. Yeah but who cares.
Q:Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
A:He only comes once a year.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team because everyone who can run jump and swim is already in America
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
