Why jokes
Why can orphans not go on field trips? They need a parent signature.
Why wouldn’t Mr. Bee 🐝 push Ms. Bee 🐝 away?
Because he loves his honey.
Why are there no Olympics in Mexico?
Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.
Why do people want emo grass? Because it'll cut itself.
Memes
Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.
Friend: Why?
Me: So they would hang themselves.
Why did Sally fall out of the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn’t she get up?
Because she had no friends.
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
Why can't dwarfs be depressed?
Because they are compressed.
Why did the Mexican get put on anxiety meds?
Because of Hispanic attacks.
Dad: Son, who do you want to marry when you grow up?
Son: A ugly girl.
Dad: Why not a pretty girl?
Son: A pretty one might run away.
Dad: So an ugly one might too.
Son: Yeah, but who cares?
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
Q: Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
A: He only comes once a year.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!