Why jokes
Why are there no Olympics in Mexico?
Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "Daddy."
Why can orphans not go on field trips? They need a parent signature.
Why do tigers have stripes? They don't want to be spotted.
Memes
Why wouldn’t Mr. Bee 🐝 push Ms. Bee 🐝 away?
Because he loves his honey.
Why do people want emo grass? Because it'll cut itself.
Why did Sally fall out of the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn’t she get up?
Because she had no friends.
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
Why did the scientist want to take off his doorbell?
Because he wanted to win the no-bell prize.
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
Why can't dwarfs be depressed?
Because they are compressed.
Why did the Mexican get put on anxiety meds?
Because of Hispanic attacks.
Why do orphans support slavery?
They finally have an owner.
Dad: Son, who do you want to marry when you grow up?
Son: A ugly girl.
Dad: Why not a pretty girl?
Son: A pretty one might run away.
Dad: So an ugly one might too.
Son: Yeah, but who cares?
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.