Why jokes
Why was Timmy sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
Why does a married heterosexual man want an anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside an adult bookstore?
Because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man.
Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling bonely.
I should test my eyes
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle? Because there are cheetahs!
Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?
Because he was about to kick the cabinet.
Why does Aaron cry at night? His alcoholic father beats him.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why are there no fat people in Japan?
Last time they had a "Fat Man," 80,000 people died.
One day Nathan came in ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Nathan, what do you have to say for yourself?" Nathan says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then Dave came in a further ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Dave, what do you have to say for yourself?" Dave says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then Mike came in a further ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Mike, what do you have to say for yourself?" Mike says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then five minutes later a new girl walked in to Mr. Jones's lesson. Mr. Jones is at the end of his tether now and says, "Who are you and why are you late?" The new girl says, "Sir, I'm called Cherry Hill."
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why does my mum eat carrots?
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off. Okay, moving on. You took too long.
How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply* I don't know how many.)
3, Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door. How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply* 3...)
Wrong. 4, Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack! 🤣😂🤣
Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.