Why jokes
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?
Because it’s pointless.
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.