Why jokes
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Memes
So that's why...
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.