Why jokes
The bell rings, and Ana was about to leave, but the teacher said, "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do."
The next day, Ana was late, and the teacher asked, "Why are you late?" Ana replied with, "The bell doesn't tell me when I should arrive, I do."
Why woman?
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.
Memes
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"
Girlfriend: "No."
Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
Why did the M&M go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.