Why jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?