Why jokes
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
Memes
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.