Why jokes
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
Why do cow milking stools only have three legs?
Because the cow has the udder!
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
I know them all, just like you keep busting onto your computer keyboard, that's why it's always got sticky keys
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
Why is flour retarded?
Because it's in-bread.
Mom: Wake up!
Me: No, I'm too disappointed and I have a headache...
Mom: Why are you disappointed?
Me: I took 12 random pills and I still woke up...
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.
The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
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Why do people eat cereal for breakfast?
Because why not.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
A pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers. The passenger asks, "Why did you become a pilot?" The pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says, "You're afraid of heights?" "No, I'm afraid of dying alone."
Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."