Why was the director injured?
He couldn't find the right cast!
Why Jokes
When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"
Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
Why didn’t the toilet cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
