Why jokes
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he's a coward!
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?
Because he wanted to win no-bell prize!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
Girl (on thirteenth birthday): Ma, why did papa leave?
Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road?
To slow down traffic!
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the road?
Because it got stuck in the crack.
Why can't you starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there.
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: "Why is my sister called Crazy Horse and my brother Rushing Water?"
Mum: "Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions, two dogs fucking?"