Why jokes
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To wipe the chicken's ass!
Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
A: To hide up cherry trees.
Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: Giraffes eating cherries.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
Memes
A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."
Why can’t Chinese people have a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.