Why jokes
Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!
You: Why? I don't have any.
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Memes
...maybee
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?
Because the principal was going to call his parents.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To poo in the toilet.
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"
The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
Why can’t Chinese people have a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.