Why jokes
Why couldn’t anyone see the bird?
Because it was in da skies.
I have a joke about death.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Think about it :)
If sex with three people is called a "threesome" and sex with two people is called a "twosome," then I know why people call you handsome!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn't exist then.
Memes
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was depressed.
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was hit by a bus.
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.
Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.