Why jokes
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Why do people poop?
Because it we need to!
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
'Cause it's a car-PET.
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?
Because he wanted to win no-bell prize!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Girl (on thirteenth birthday): Ma, why did papa leave?
Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...