Why jokes
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Why do some kids have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
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Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Why didn't the Asian get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
A grandfather is on his rocking chair. His grandson comes to him and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds with a "no". His granddaughter then comes along and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds, "Why do you keep asking me to croak?" The granddaughter replies, "Because Dad says if you do, we get to go to Disneyland."
Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Is your fridge running?
Why yes, it is!
Then you better go catch it!
Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms?
Because he told the man to put his hands up.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?
'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was too shallow.
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.