Why jokes
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
Why do people poop?
Because it we need to!
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.
Then I remembered why I’m digging in our garden.
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his parents.
Oasis, am I right?
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?
Because he wanted to win no-bell prize!
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.