Why jokes
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
A boy went to a costume party with a girl on his back. Someone asked him what he was supposed to be. He answered, "A turtle."
"Then why do you have a girl on your back?" the guy asked again.
The boy answered, "It's Michelle."
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Why didn't the koala climb up the tree?
Comment down below!
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Why was Hitler bad at math? He could only count to nein.
If the shoe fits perfectly, why did it fall off?
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7’s a cunt.
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.