What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
Why Jokes
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"
The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
Why can’t Chinese people have a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was hit by a bus.
Why couldn’t anyone see the bird?
Because it was in da skies.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn't exist then.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
If sex with three people is called a "threesome" and sex with two people is called a "twosome," then I know why people call you handsome!
I have a joke about death.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Think about it :)
