Did yk that you can die from laughing??? Well that’s why I laugh so much
Why did Ms Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr Grapes 🍇?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home
Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don't spit.
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So a daughter asks her father "dad what is you opinion on abortions?" So her father says why don't you ask your sister. The daughter responds "but I don't have a sister... Oh"
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.
Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila
A guy is at home and he's about to go get a physical at the Doctor's office. When he gets there, the Doctor says, "Brian, you're going to have to stop masturbating." He asked the Doc why? The Doc said, "So I can examine you!"
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender
Why does michael jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free?
She washed up on the beach.
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom. The "p" is silent.
If Uranus is so gross, Why do they take HD photos of it?
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection
