Why jokes
A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a beer. After 10 shots of vodka, the guy had, the bartender figured if he talked to him, he would tell him everything as he’s not sober.
Bartender: Hey, that’s some nice jewellery you have there. It must be expensive.
Guy: Yeah, this bracelet is made of 100% diamond. It cost me like 250 thousand dollars. What a bargain, eh?
Bartender: Seems like you make a lot of money. What do you do for a living?
Guy: I take cash from the bank and don’t give it back. It takes a lot of moral courage to rob banks to provide for my family.
Bartender: What? If that’s the case, then why do you even pay for the jewellery or this beer? You’re a hypocrite, that’s what you are, justifying robbing people as a living.
Guy: Hypocrite? You’re right. I'm living with double standards to justify my actions.
(5 seconds later)
Guy: Aye, open the cash register and give me your wallet or I will blow your fucking brains out. I fucking hate hypocrites and I will not gonna be one of em!
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Why you always in a mood?
Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.