Why do lawyers use Viagra? To grow taller.
Do you know why i wish grass was emo, so it can cut itself.
Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.
Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.
Why did the library book go to the doctor? -- It needed to be checked out.
Why was ten scared ?
Because it was in the middle of 9.11
Why does the ice cream 🍨 have so many friends?
Because he’s cool.
Why was the ant 🐜 so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? - Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has giving him a brojob? because of the cream filling inside just like the individually wrapped cakes of hostess twinkies
Why are women like KFC?
After you’ve finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Did yk that you can die from laughing??? Well that’s why I laugh so much
Q: Why did the young boy ask his parents to take him to the Cowboys’ AT&T Stadium during the tornado warning? A: He said, “There’s never a touchdown there.”
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?
A: It’s always 90 degrees.
Why did Ms Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr Grapes 🍇?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don't spit.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home
So a daughter asks her father "dad what is you opinion on abortions?" So her father says why don't you ask your sister. The daughter responds "but I don't have a sister... Oh"
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.
