Why jokes
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.
Why do priests appreciate educated children?
They don't spit.
Why do lawyers use Viagra? To grow taller.
A guy is at home and he's about to go get a physical at the doctor's office. When he gets there, the doctor says, "Brian, you're going to have to stop masturbating." He asked the doc why? The doc said, "So I can examine you!"
Why did Ms. Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr. Grapes 🍇?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Why don’t mountains catch colds?
They wear snow caps.
Why did the library book go to the doctor?
It needed to be checked out.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
Why was ten scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was the ant so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.
Why do Java Programmers wear glasses? Because they don't C#.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?
Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
Why can't dwarfs be depressed?
Because they are compressed.
Did you know that you can die from laughing? Well, that’s why I laugh so much.
Why would a vegetarian never moan during sex?
They don't wanna admit that a piece of meat made them happy.
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.