Why jokes
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
Why do priests appreciate educated children?
They don't spit.
Why do lawyers use Viagra? To grow taller.
Why did Ms. Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr. Grapes 🍇?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Why did the library book go to the doctor?
It needed to be checked out.
Why don’t mountains catch colds?
They wear snow caps.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
Why was ten scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why do Java Programmers wear glasses? Because they don't C#.
Why was the ant so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.
Why are there no Olympics in Mexico?
Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?
Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.
Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free?
She washed up on the beach.
Why would a vegetarian never moan during sex?
They don't wanna admit that a piece of meat made them happy.
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
Why is it so hard to play hide-and-seek in an orphanage?
Because nobody is looking for them.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he died.