Why jokes
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because why not?
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
Why do cheetahs always cheat?
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.