Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Why do gay kids always fail exams ? Becuz they can't think straight
"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."
"Why not?"
"He keeps peeing in the pool."
"Well, all kids pee in the pool."
"Not from the diving board!"
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
Why can't orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest "Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired"
Why do orphans play Minecraft? So they can at least build a home.
Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.
why did Micheal Jackson run because he lost his glove
Why Am I Happy? I'm Dead
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos? -- Because the sign says No Tres passing.
Q: Why did the Orphan get an IPhone X for their birthday?
A: Cause it don’t have a home button
Why did God make pigs before politicians?
He just needed some practice
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?...because they orded pepperoni pizza and got plain
Why is the tower of Pisa leaning Because unlike the twin towers it can doge
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they eat the bat.
