Why jokes
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
ITS THE APOCALYPSE
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!
Put some Windex on it.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?
Work came to a grinding halt.
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some COSMIC RHYMES!
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀