Why jokes

Viagra

A child has diarrhea and asked his mom for a Viagra. "Why in the world do you want that?" she asked him. He looks at her and says, "Well, that's what you gift dad when his shit won't get hard."

Gym

Why did the gym close down? -- It just didn't work out.

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  • Funeral

    I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what's so sad?" and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's heads before they died?" I replied "probably a bullet". She gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent's heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."

    Head

    A guy is due to meet his friends for drinks at a bar but arrives late. When he does eventually turn up his friends ask why he is late.

    The guy says, "Well, you won't believe what just happened. I was walking my usual route via the rail tracks when suddenly I saw a young, naked woman tied up next to the tracks. Of course I untied her and we had sex because I freed her."

    The friends are cheering and one friend asks, "So... did you get any head?"

    The guy replies, "No, I couldn't find it."

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  • Logan Paul

    Why couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?

    Because Logan Paul left him hanging.

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  • Memes

    Chest

    Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?

    Fat Man

    Why are people in Japan always skinny?

    Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.

    Preference

    Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad?

    Liam: I like you both.

    Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go?

    Liam: I will go to paris.

    Mother: That's means you like dad more.

    Liam: No, its because i like paris.

    Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go?

    Liam: I will go to America.

    Mother: Why?

    Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.

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  • Number

    So, we all know that old kids' joke: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well, why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11.

    Suicide

    Me and a person downtown.

    Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.

    Me: I guess so.

    Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?

    Me: I don't know. I used to, but don't anymore.

    Person: Why'd you stop?

    Me: Unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.

    Barbie

    Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!

    Orphan

    Why do orphans hate going to Costco? Because they need a parent to get samples.

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  • President

    Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?

    They both had an open mind.

    Age

    Grandma: Young people your age are married by now, why aren’t you?

    Me: Old people your age are dead right now, why aren’t you?

    Orphan

    Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆