Why Couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
So we all know that old kids joke why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11
Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad. Liam: I like you both. Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go Liam: I will go to paris. Mother: That's means you like dad more Liam: No, its because i like paris Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go. Liam: I will go to America. Mother: Why Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.
A child has diarrhea and asked his mom for a viagra. "Why in the world do you want that?" She asked him. He looks at her and says, "Well that's what you gift dad when his shit won't get hard."
The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.
why do orphans hate going to costco because they need a parent to get samples
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
Me and a person downtown.
Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.
Me: I guess so.
Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?
Me: I don't know. I used too, but don't anymore.
Person: why'd you stop?
Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can feel wanted
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
Why did the coffee file a police report? -- Because it was mugged.
Grandma: young people your age are married by now,why aren’t you?
Me: old people your age are dead right now, why aren’t you?
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Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
the emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the oreos
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Why aren’t orphan jokes funny? The punchline isn’t apparent.
