Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.
Why Jokes
"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."
"Why not?"
"He keeps peeing in the pool."
"Well, all kids pee in the pool."
"Not from the diving board!"
Why can't orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says "No Tres passing."
Why do orphans play Minecraft? So they can at least build a home.
Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?
A: 'Cause it don't have a home button.
Why did God make pigs before politicians?
He just needed some practice.
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they eat the bat.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy". (My bad if this offended anyone.)
Why did the baby cross the road? The car seat wasn’t strapped in.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
Why did the gym close down? -- It just didn't work out.
