Why jokes
"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."
"Why not?"
"He keeps peeing in the pool."
"Well, all kids pee in the pool."
"Not from the diving board!"
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? So they can at least build a home.
Memes
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says "No Tres passing."
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?
A: 'Cause it don't have a home button.
Why did God make pigs before politicians?
He just needed some practice.
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they eat the bat.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
Why can't orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.
A child has diarrhea and asked his mom for a Viagra. "Why in the world do you want that?" she asked him. He looks at her and says, "Well, that's what you gift dad when his shit won't get hard."