Why Jokes

Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

Because they're always coming out of the closet

Why did the emo leave the bar?

Because it was happy hour.

One day I came home from school and said to my dad 'I got expelled from school today' he said ' how' I said I threw my book at the teacher' he asked why' I told him we were doing an anti-bullying program and my teacher said words can't hurt me so I threw my dictionary at her. '

why r vaginas and the Mariana trench similar lots of seamen goes missing there

He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".

Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.

Man: whats up? Me: im annoyed Man: Why? Me: I stole my gf's heart Man: So why are you annoyed? Me: Everyone else in the surgery room gave me weird looks

Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to because they were born without a penis

I do t get why cancer is so hard to beat. I’m already on stage 4

A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.

Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral? He went from The Fast And The Furious to Gone In 60 Seconds

You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.

Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted

Why did the guy get the hose

Because the girl was smoking hot

Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Why did the orphan commit mass murder?

To be on top of the wanted list.

Why do the French eat snails? -- They don't like fast food.

I am still trying to figure out why paying the covid doctors a complement is so offensive. They even kicked me out and all I said was to stay positive...