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Why can't orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? So they can at least build a home.
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Q: Why did the Orphan get an IPhone X for their birthday?
A: Cause it don’t have a home button
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Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?...because they orded pepperoni pizza and got plain
Why is the tower of Pisa leaning Because unlike the twin towers it can doge
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.
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Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they eat the bat.
Why did the baby cross the road? The car seat wasn’t strapped in.
roses are red, violates are blue, i don't know why i am still alive for you
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I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, what's so sad and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's head before they died". I replied "probably a bullet", she gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is, what do you think is running through their parent's heads", I said " probably all the money their losing from this funeral".
Why did the gym close down? -- It just didn't work out.
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