Why jokes
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
There's no parent signature.
Why is chemotherapy like a five-star meal?
Because you have to have money to pay for it.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom.
Why don't terrorists like Walmart?
They prefer a Target.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
Why do cheetahs run? Because they are spotty.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
Why is the tire so tired?
Because it is tired out.