Why jokes

Son

"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."

"Why not?"

"He keeps peeing in the pool."

"Well, all kids pee in the pool."

"Not from the diving board!"

Baby

Why did the baby cross the road? The car seat wasn’t strapped in.

Orphan

Why can't orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.

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  • Border

    Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?

    Because the sign says "No Tres passing."

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  • Memes

    Masturbation

    Boy goes to Confession.

    Boy: "What are you doing, father?"

    Priest: "It's called masturbation and soon you will be doing it."

    Boy: "Why do you say that, father?"

    Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired."

    Emo

    why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.

    Orphan

    Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?

    A: 'Cause it don't have a home button.

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  • Orphan

    Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.

    Pepperoni Pizza

    Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.

    Cow

    Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.

    Rose

    Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.

    Fellatio

    Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?

    because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.

    9/11

    Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?

    Because it flew over their heads.

    Wacko Jacko

    He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".