Why jokes
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did Stephen Hawking get sacked from his job?
Because he was always rolling in late.
Two men are sitting at a coffee table.
Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."
Joe: "Why do you say that?"
Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."
Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."
Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
Why is Kyle Rittenhouse the Ultimate Crime Fighter?
Because in one night he killed a pedophile and a domestic abuser.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)