Why jokes
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?
He was rowing at Kingston.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
Why can't melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!