Why jokes
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."
"Why not?"
"He keeps peeing in the pool."
"Well, all kids pee in the pool."
"Not from the diving board!"
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they eat the bat.
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
Why I come here instead of reddit nowadays >:\
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? So they can at least build a home.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says "No Tres passing."
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?
A: 'Cause it don't have a home button.
Why did God make pigs before politicians?
He just needed some practice.
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
Why can't orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.