Why jokes
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they eat the bat.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
Why this true though
Why do orphans play Minecraft? So they can at least build a home.
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says "No Tres passing."
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?
A: 'Cause it don't have a home button.
Why did God make pigs before politicians?
He just needed some practice.
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
Why can't orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!
A child has diarrhea and asked his mom for a Viagra. "Why in the world do you want that?" she asked him. He looks at her and says, "Well, that's what you gift dad when his shit won't get hard."