Why jokes
Why can’t Jesus eat M&Ms? They keep falling through his hands.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
Why did the girls sit on the clock?
To be on time.
Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he had a big bill.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why do nuns walk in groups?
So one “nun” can keep an eye on the other “nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting "nun".
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?
They moan louder than your speakers.
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
Why did the sea cry?
Because it felt salty and blue.
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.