Why jokes
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Why did Catholic women stop going to church?
Because it takes Jesus three days to rise.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
Why did lil Timmy drop his lollies?
He was hit by a train.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Are you the king of the jungle? 'Cause why are we lying?
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.