Why jokes
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill.
Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
Question: Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism?
Answer: Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
Why did the girls sit on the clock?
To be on time.
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.
Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he had a big bill.
Why can’t Jesus eat M&Ms? They keep falling through his hands.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why do nuns walk in groups?
So one “nun” can keep an eye on the other “nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting "nun".