Why jokes
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
Why did the sea cry?
Because it felt salty and blue.
Memes
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs!
Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
Why did Mary fall off the swings?
She got hit by a refrigerator.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost 2 towers.
Why do orphans play GTA? Cause they wanna feel wanted.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay people can play Star Wars.
Why can't you tell anyone about space?
Because it's too out of this world!
Why is America so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, “This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.” The guy replies, “Hey, why not?” He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly, “Paint...my....house.”
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?
They've been rear-ended too many times.
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting?
A: Because they were fencing.