Why jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face...
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because there was only a stairway to heaven and no lifts.
Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work?
Because it was on strike.
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
Why did the joke cross the street?
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.
Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?
So gay people can have lightsaber duels.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.