Why jokes
Why canโt orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
Why did the sea cry?
Because it felt salty and blue.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
Memes
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?
He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).
Why did Mary fall off the swings?
She got hit by a refrigerator.
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs!
Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost 2 towers.