Why jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Question: Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism?
Answer: Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill.
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
Why can’t Jesus eat M&Ms? They keep falling through his hands.