Why jokes
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?
Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.
Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
Why is flour retarded?
Because it's in-bread.
Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!
Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.
Why are wives also called a housekeeper?
Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?
Hebrews.
Why is baby shampoo the best anal lube?
No more tears.
Why don't the Amish water ski?
The horses would drown.
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand store!
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.