Why jokes
Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
His parents died.
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well.
Why do French people like to eat snails so much?
They can't stand fast food.
Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?
Leather armor is made of hide.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?
Because proper tea is theft.
Why does Jesus never vacation on Earth?
Because he traveled down about 2,000 years ago, got with some Jewish chick, and they're still talking about it!
Why is there no open hunting season on hippies?
Have you ever tried to clean one?
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? He took a day off.
Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it scares their dogs too much!
Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket?
He was stealing all the samples.
Why did the math book go to the psychologist?
It had too many problems.
Why did the library book go to the doctor?
It needed to be checked out.
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.
Why are theaters popular among cows?
They enjoy watching moovies.
Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.