Why jokes
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? He took a day off.
Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it scares their dogs too much!
Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket?
He was stealing all the samples.
Why did the math book go to the psychologist?
It had too many problems.
Why did the library book go to the doctor?
It needed to be checked out.
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.
Why are theaters popular among cows?
They enjoy watching moovies.
Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tail.
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo?
Too many cheetahs!
Why did the tomato blush? -- Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the coffee file a police report? -- Because it was mugged.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.
Why was 9 afraid of 20?
Because 28, 29.
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?
She was fed up with the hole business.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
Why are colds such bad robbers?
Because they're so easy to catch.
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.