Why jokes
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
Why did the girl never go upstairs?
Because she had no legs.
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they're dead.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
Why did the midget not go to bed?
He couldn't reach the bed.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection.