Why jokes
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
'Cause I’m digging that ass.
How do you punish Helen Keller? You stick a toilet plunger in the toilet.
Why can't Helen Keller have kids? It went up too far.
Why did Annie fall from the swing?
Because she had no hands.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Annie.
So, a daughter asks her father, "Dad, what is your opinion on abortions?" Her father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?" The daughter responds, "But I don't have a sister... Oh."
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"
Why did my wife leave me?
I wish I knew.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?
Because it was disabled.
Why did my dad leave me? Because I was a disappointment.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
Why can't a t-rex clap?
Because it's dead.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!