Why jokes
My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. I asked her why. She said, "Because you're a pedophile." I replied, "Pedophile! That's a big word for an eight year old."
A guy is at home and he's about to go get a physical at the doctor's office. When he gets there, the doctor says, "Brian, you're going to have to stop masturbating." He asked the doc why? The doc said, "So I can examine you!"
Why is Black Panther every cop's worst nightmare?
He is a bulletproof black man.
You know why I hate paper? It's TEAR-able to the environment.
I'm friends with 2 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
Why should you stay away from trees? - Because they wanna be leafed alone.
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
Why can’t Sally hang herself?
She does not have arms.
Why does Sally have 100 sisters? She lives in an orphanage.
Why did Sally run into a tree?
She is blind.
Why can’t Sally get a hair cut? She has cancer.
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
Why did lil Susie fall off the swing? She didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not lil Susie.
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
If the shoe fits perfectly, why did it fall off?
Two boys were arguing in class one day when the teacher walked into the classroom.
The teacher asked them, "Why are you arguing?"
One of the boys replied, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher. "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
Why are mountains so funny? Because they are so high!
Why do mountains go to sleep a lot?
Because they are high.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't; it got stuck in a crack.
A drunk walks into a bar and says, "All lawyers are assholes!" A guy at the other end of the bar says, "I resent that!" The drunk says, "Why, are you a lawyer?" and the other guy says, "No, I'm an asshole!"