Why jokes
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
Why did the girl never go upstairs?
Because she had no legs.
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they're dead.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.