Why jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight (ate) nine.
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
So there was a school shooting in Florida. Why didn't the shooter just go to Disney?.......sorry, I just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke?
He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
Q: Why did the teacher die?
A: Because he hated his life.
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "My wife just died of cancer, and my alcohol addiction is tearing my family apart."
The bartender responds, saying "Oh" sympathetically. "Sucks to be you!" the bartender yells, throwing a bottle of wine at the horse.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
Why couldn’t the house see?
The blinds were down.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!
Why did Vladimir Putin get bad grades? -- Because he was Russian.