Why jokes
There were three babies in a mom's stomach. One baby asks, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" The other baby answers, "A doctor. I want to help people. What about you?"
"I want to be an engineer. I want to make things. What about you?" he asks to the third baby.
"I want to be a hunter."
"Why?" the other babies ask.
"I want to kill the snake that spits on my face."
Why did my boyfriend leave me?
Because he's gay.
But why did he come back to me?
Because I'm actually a guy :-)
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be expect bagels.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's a woman.
No, really. Why can't she drive?
Because she died.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
Q: Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him?
A: He doesn’t exist, you childish sh**!
Why was the staircase so sad?
Because everyone walks on them.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
Who knows and who cares?
So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
Why do disabled people get picked on so much?
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.